Improving On Fake News

[ER]

Have you heard that Baby Shark, now a teenager, had to be carried out of LA's Viper Room after a night of hard partying? Isn't it tragic when fame destroys the innocent?

[pacman000]

Mommy Shark & Daddy Shark haven't made a statement.

Bruce, the shark from Jaws, has some advise for Baby Shark. Details at 11, 10 central.

[Trevor]

South African person buys new undies, wears them and then washes them.

Police have been dispatched to the scene 

[ER]

Mount Saint Helens was the work of the Illuminati!

[RCMerchant]

Mount Saint Helens was the work of the Illuminati!

I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT! 

[LilCerberus]

Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

[indianasmith]

Local Cat Has Never Been Fed Once in his Entire Life, Says Local Cat . . .

Owner Claims Cat Was Fed This Morning, Cat Calls it "Fake Mews"

Investigative Journalist Confirms There is Literally Food in Local Cat's Bowl Right Now. . .

Local Cat Assaults Journalist, Claims Extreme Provocation . . .

[RCMerchant]

Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

[LilCerberus]

Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one

[ER]

Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one

I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!

[Alex]

Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one

I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!

Wasn't he one of the Germans in Hogans Heroes?

[LilCerberus]

^I think several of them were, including a couple of holocaust survivors, but I don't feel like looking it up right now...^

[RCMerchant]

Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one

I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!

Wasn't he one of the Germans in Hogans Heroes?

Yeah! He was the one always telling Klink-" I vill send you to the Russian Front!"

[ER]

Did you guys hear Disney has bought the entirety of Great Britain? They plan to convert it into a theme park called the United Magic Kingdom!

[Alex]

Did you guys hear Disney has bought the entirety of Great Britain? They plan to convert it into a theme park called the United Magic Kingdom!

Well, they couldn't do a worse job than the current lot in charge.