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Title: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: CheezeFlixz on December 12, 2007, 08:56:54 PM
(http://www.elvira.com/photogallery/600/barney.jpg)
Suddenly Elvira encountered a horror to great for even her.
or
Unknowingly Barney surprised Elvira with a game of hide the tail.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: Mr. DS on December 12, 2007, 09:15:54 PM
Barney:  Hi Elvira!  Lets sing a song, I grope you, you grope me.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: TheDope on December 12, 2007, 09:30:29 PM
ELVIRA - This is NOT the sexual tyranosaurus I wanted, you guys!
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 12, 2007, 11:46:42 PM
I can't believe he's hung like a tickle me Elmo....
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: Justy on December 13, 2007, 10:41:26 AM
(http://www.elvira.com/photogallery/600/barney.jpg)

Hey kids today I'm going to show you how to grow a third hand.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: Flangepart on December 13, 2007, 03:07:01 PM
Berny's 'Birds and the Bees' Eph. was never shown. Except at Sci-Fi Con midea rooms.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: BlackAngel75 on December 13, 2007, 08:37:12 PM
This is a picture of the lovely Elvira and me.  I 'll tell ya kids, that Elvira, just standing next to her gave me purple balls.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: CheezeFlixz on December 13, 2007, 08:51:07 PM

(http://www.elvira.com/photogallery/600/barney.jpg)
I love you, you love me.
I want to play, with your titties.
With a nick-nack patty wack.
Give Barney a bone.
I'm gonna take you home.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 17, 2007, 10:46:18 PM
Elvira: Get THAT THING off my foot!!!

or

Elvira was shocked to find out that some parts of the Barney costume were not just padding.

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Elvira drank so much of the free Coors Light given to her every year as part of those Halloween promotions that much to her regret she was soon sleeping with any underpaid struggling actor in a funny costume at civic centers and convention halls across the US.
Title: Re: Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 19, 2007, 04:46:58 PM
(http://www.elvira.com/photogallery/600/barney.jpg)

Wrong
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