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This was shot back when I was a scrawny coke addict.

Now released as "Rosmosis".

Part 1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzz-uYB0kWQ

Part 2
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QWUj0243UGc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlcw89PIPWM

me and a friend made this as a assignment for his school  :smile: (I'm the fat guy in the gasmask)

lol I like the weapons.

Not mine, but I did get a mention in the closing credits  :smile:

http://www.vimeo.com/1629621

This is a short I did for one of my digital editing classes.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F49xfYvu4wY

I have some other things I did for the class, but I've had some trouble converting the HUGE mov files down to something that I can upload with Youtube's file size limit and still not have it look all blocky.  (I don't have access to FinalCut pro anymore.)

I've also done a couple of music video, usually an mp3 with clips from a movie.

You can check them out here..

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=558330A9AAF5A4F5 (http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=558330A9AAF5A4F5)

Really wish I had a digital camera and some decent editing software so I can make some more films on my own, but alas, I don't, and with my financial situation, it may be a good while before I even do.

:(

But, I am working on another video, it's going to be for Korn's "Here To Stay" with clips from the Silent Hill movie.

That was pretty funny.  Loved the sound effects. 

Do have one silly question thought, near the end of the film why did your character just stand there for a like a full minute looking at the assassin, instead of, I dunno, defending himself?

frozen by fear?...I don't know,it is a "B-Movie", do I have to say more?  :tongueout:  :teddyr:


edit: another one whit me xD, more of a trailer for a Swedish convention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRVaMDnAu2U

I guess I should have posted it over here in TV Land, but I started a thread on the Bad Movies forum re. YouTube postings of an old TV show I last worked on about 17 years(!!) ago -- Some of it's still pretty funny -- Go check it out --
peter johnson/denny crane

Pardon my shamelessness

http://vimeo.com/2041511

Hey, you guys, I invite you to watch a couple of trailers of my upcoming Super 8 movie "Alien Holocaust". Both are subtitled.

Trailer #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3xQLxKgYtU

Trailer #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhUM2XfPiwA

 :smile:

I´m writer, producer and director... Hope to conclude it ´til the next year.


(http://garrettimus.org/AlienHolocaust/alienholoquadSEPIA.jpg)

Slasher Surprise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtuQAERmjA

About 7 minutes.  Made as a final project in my video production class.  It starts off slow, but I think its enjoyable enough by the end.  Oh yeah, and there is something after the credits.  Oh yeah, and much like wort, I'm the guy in the gasmask.   :smile:

 :teddyr: Yay! My first speaking part!  :teddyr:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOMAfjbvPjg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOMAfjbvPjg

Well, now both trailers are together in just one video. Plus I added a brief lighting effect to the first one (the car scene):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwX38vPqUY

This one is NOT mine. 'File under strange!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAqIWJf4UKE

This isn't so much a bad movie as it is a quick short.  This was an old Flash animation I did for characters, and voice synch. So now you'll have a voice to put to...well, as much of my face as you can see on my avatar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm0r1QB3ro4&feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm0r1QB3ro4&feature=channel_page)

I'm getting better at flash, and I hope to do more videos someday.

I made this two years ago. It had a different song on it and some sound but youtube made me change the music. grrr. It's lameorama...lol...which makes it o so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDGgHC513TA

Not mine but good far a laugh.  :teddyr:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP0TBqRojys&feature=related

"Sean The Blackhead" hahahaaha!

We just made one out in the desert today. It is kind of funny, we were going out to shoot and I brought my holloween mask and a lab coat so my friend stopped by his house and picked up a clown mask. It was a spur of the moment deal and it was really fun. When we got back into town, we put it all together. I love the end!! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Og2OO1ICY

My inept tribute to Ed Wood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8IexX2uKx8

My trailer for "Spooky Skeleton Geckos from Outer Space", which'll be for sale soon. I play pretty much everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUko7K5H_pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbKyStsbJ50

That's the worst film I've made.  It's been called a Snuff Film.

My proudest moment.

I made this when I was learning to edit. I wrote/directed/acted and everything else. Watch it for the pay-off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvlE-dI8BZM

Dude, this is genius. Poor Pumpkin.



Also, *bump*

My midterm assignment in Guerilla Filmmaking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjGWl3q3Brw

The video I'm filming an unofficial sequel to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fvrrqQXOM

Although I had nothing to do with this video. My sequel also happens to be a full length film

My spoof on art films

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjuc5AZ6hbI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzAyX51rNGc

Shot in front of a green screen for the most part.  I wrote, directed, edited video and audio, and did the special effects.

Bad? Bad acting to the hilt. When I was learning to edit, I did everything myself. So, beware...

kjyfEZHHTkE

The ending of the following is actually pretty cool, considering I had no idea of what I was doing.

_wuxJrIRnfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rkaRZRMhiE

Interviews with the shadow cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show as  performed on October 23, 2010 at the Tennessee Theater in Knoxville, TN.

Well, I just uploaded another video.  It's a parody of the original Matrix trailer with bits from the viral video "David After Dentist" spliced in.  Had the idea in my head for a good while, but had trouble finding software that would easily convert all the files I needed. 

This took a bit longer than I thought it would, being under two minutes and all, but part of that was I kept thinking of other things to add in the video to (hopefully) make it funnier.

Anyway, enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrD0oph02A8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrD0oph02A8)

Two really bad acting attempts on my part, as part of my college film club (Im the fat guy with the beard and glasses)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjjWPNAz2ww

In this one, the guy stumbling around in the pajaymas was supposed to be the sandman. For some reason, we never bothered to explain that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntw_ye5wSVQ&p=8E3D96882A992E3D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnHyANzBteY

Whole 16 minute movie can be seen on vimeo
http://vimeo.com/23186592

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yx7dazYkvw

I made this one a few years back.  It's pretty slow, and the best joke is stolen directly from Maximum Overdrive.

Raging Bolts
This was one of my first film school projects, it's very amateurish. It's also full of intentionally awful dialogue and cheap gore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-5KduHWNsI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvXeptAVJs&feature=channel_video_title

The reason why the camera shots are static and the editing is disjunctive is because I wanted to make the video look like it was lost footage found in the woods years after it was all shot (a la The Blair Witch Project).

I reuploaded my short Fruit Bowl film under a new Youtube account (since they deleted my old one), if you haven't seen it, let me know what you think!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvOXIWny-oI

In Vain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZF5_oe59pQ
A man on death row who reflects on his crime, set to David Gilmour's "No way out of here".

This was from the summer of 2009. There was a budget of roughly $0 and 0 cents. I was Art Director and edited this version. Sorry foreigners, but Youtube says some countries can not watch.

Special Delivery.
Silent 35mm film that begs the question why where orphans always delivered in Picnic Baskets?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZBx4jeL0o
Another old low, low budget experiment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhpjwbxDsY

My first Short Film I have made and edited on the computer. Its not real special and there isn't much of a plot to it as well. Hopefully my 2nd short film which is going to be called blood forest massacre will be much better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCxAxIGEdI

Me and my buddy made this last year, it won a slot for the Chiller Network/Synthetic Cinema Monster Mash-Up Contest. We threw this together in three days, two of which i spent creating the monster. There's an additional eight minutes cut out because of the contest restraints, but we are putting out the full version soon. I think all in all it came out well, for what it is, considering the break neck speed at which the story moves.

My 48 Hour Film Festival entry, Movie Night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTtDCVb_8g

It's alright, though I learned one thing: it can be dangerous making a film featuring your girlfriend, as when the relationship ends it becomes painful to watch them in your movies.

A trailer for a short film I wrote and directed:

http://vimeo.com/36614018 (http://vimeo.com/36614018)

I directed a bad movie at the Mori No Ike Japanese Concordia Language Camp last summer. Unfortunately it seems that my sensei didn't upload it.

Maybe it's for the better, I wasn't exactly proud of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pqADQbVcbVI

The film we made for the 54 Hour Film Festival.  I play Dr. Kurt Fudler.

This is actually part of a Shockumentry series I do on youtube. I try hard, but my videos usually come off as Cult Classic entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtaQYMmoGRE

I think I already posted these, but I love them so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM6Uv2u5Y5M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0sc_8MRors

We plan making 3 more sequels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2VgnDEyz_s&context=C492d3eeADvjVQa1PpcFOW6bSSjEkT1x4rlrLbnOMFqfyJSmrE6mM=

A little flash animation from a few years ago.

Video disabled by user!

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Oh right.  That.  Yeah, I had to close my old account.  That short is up on my new channel now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Him-KM07qc&feature=plcp

I've always just liked this. From when I was learning how to edit. I did everything.

kjyfEZHHTkE

A film I wrote and "directed" in december. The quotation marks are due to the fact that I had no idea what I was doing and had to rely on my AD/Producer for help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RziG2CJqko0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm the guy with the beard and glasses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMaNBwGIzsA&feature=relmfu

Video has been removed by user  :thumbdown:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0j9GfU9O-I&list=PLtM_9i7V913s47QFFXBuysxp9z4gV9kKd&index=8&feature=plpp_video

I made this donkumentary today. If I ever re do it I think I'll choose a more over cast day because the glare was a little too much in places

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMvoZyBVwU&feature=youtu.be

This was just a couple of my high school friends and I creating a goofy, sci-fi/fantasy movie for fun. It was filmed 24 years ago (1989).

A few years ago, I re-edited it as a kind of-homage-to one of my friends in the film. He had died from complications with diabetes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8roFfb-h-18

Sorry to hear about your friend Vapor. I have to say though, that movie would put LOTR to shame. Alright, that may be harsh, but I bet you and your friends had a blast making that. :cheers:

Okay, I wouldn't quite consider these movies "bad" in a B/Z-movie like fashion, they just so random, senseless and just plain incomprehensible that I had to put them here. I made these flicks with Microsoft 3D Movie Maker about 10 years ago when I was 7 or 8. While I did have alot fun making them back in the day and felt they were quite well-made considering that age, they're quite horrendous looking back on them. They're filled with extremely childish dialogue, non-existent storylines (complete with one random event after another), annoying MIDI music and just plain stupidity in general. I'd recommend the fifth installment for being the weirdest one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgwUYw9y43Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KV_eeBKaF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTjDwr15HSk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyi3pdrFqsQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaxfI-3mtac

This is a short I made a few years back that didn't get finished until a year and a half after the shoot.  I did the camera/editing as well as directed.

http://youtu.be/Pi-VWL3_TF8 (http://youtu.be/Pi-VWL3_TF8)

Was home alone for the first time in a while and was kind of restless so made this last night as a bit of a video experiment.

Insomnus on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/119028951)

I made a select few semi-coherent shorts ages ago. Actually, several are gone for good.
Up until a crash erased the cutting floor, I had a super ambitious multimedia project in the pipes, a whole 3 mins complete.

A few seconds are around.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EWS1WXegvs#)

There's also a set of three terrible episodic cartoons called "Snail Bob's Pimp Years" with no clear conclusion and some really dodgy voice work, but there's briefly a bit of story and I obviously like them enough to tell about them when I could clearly just admit to myself that I don't have much of anything in the way of completed works to openly brag about here.

A bit better is the (still more simplistic) "Tragic Tale of Helpful Strawberry the Girl Potty," inspired by riveting creeper dialogue in a free webchat. And either my ears are completely messing up, or YouTube has somehow screwed up the audio where the female character is nearly inaudible. It's a solid sketch, imo... but that miffs me. But it's not unlikely that it's me, either - I think I may be in the midst of developing some very bad tinnitus, possibly from my impeccable bass-heavy mixing techniques. I kind of hope it's me - between my oldish uploaded videos and my basic sensory functioning, I'm used to the former being somewhat more reliable... even if YouTube has gone to the dogs.