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#91
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - February 21, 2026, 10:47:05 PMTonight's Stinker
The Stranger and the Gunfighter(1974)
https://youtu.be/qrfK_6dfT2U?si=eJmNE26N1rJuoKE9
Lee Van Cleef is a safecracker in the old west, who accidentally kills a rich Chinese investor who leaves tattoos on the rear-ends of prostitutes.... Inside the safe, Van Cleef finds nothing but the pictures of four prostitutes, and promptly gets arrested....
Cut to China, Lo Lieh is a Kung Fu master who's about as convincing a the Power Rangers at a wrestling match... He's arrested & told his uncle is dead, & the money he was given by the government has disappeared...He's given a year to find the money or his family dies....
Lieh arrives in America just in time to talk to Van Cleef, & rescues him from the gallows....,
It's obvious early on that the tattooed derrieres are part of a puzzle, so it's a quest to find the four posteriors...
However, a psychotic priest catches on, & hires a fighter of his own......
Interesting mashup of the two genres, particularly towards the end, as most of the first hour is about butt jokes & culture clashes...
Some of the aforementioned jokes are well timed & got a giggle or two outa me, albeit, some of the racial tropes are a bit dated.....
The Stranger and the Gunfighter(1974)
https://youtu.be/qrfK_6dfT2U?si=eJmNE26N1rJuoKE9
Lee Van Cleef is a safecracker in the old west, who accidentally kills a rich Chinese investor who leaves tattoos on the rear-ends of prostitutes.... Inside the safe, Van Cleef finds nothing but the pictures of four prostitutes, and promptly gets arrested....
Cut to China, Lo Lieh is a Kung Fu master who's about as convincing a the Power Rangers at a wrestling match... He's arrested & told his uncle is dead, & the money he was given by the government has disappeared...He's given a year to find the money or his family dies....
Lieh arrives in America just in time to talk to Van Cleef, & rescues him from the gallows....,
It's obvious early on that the tattooed derrieres are part of a puzzle, so it's a quest to find the four posteriors...
However, a psychotic priest catches on, & hires a fighter of his own......
Interesting mashup of the two genres, particularly towards the end, as most of the first hour is about butt jokes & culture clashes...
Some of the aforementioned jokes are well timed & got a giggle or two outa me, albeit, some of the racial tropes are a bit dated.....
#92
Television / Re: What TV Shows Are you Watc...
Last post by bob - February 21, 2026, 04:59:46 PM
#93
Bad Movies / Re: Invent A Bad Movie Title P...
Last post by lester1/2jr - February 21, 2026, 04:26:37 PMZodiac Battles (Asylum "Star Wars" rip off)
I might have done this one aready
I might have done this one aready
#94
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by LilCerberus - February 21, 2026, 01:48:23 PM
#95
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Picture of the day, part I...
Last post by LilCerberus - February 21, 2026, 01:47:14 PM
#96
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Alex - February 21, 2026, 01:39:25 PMSometimes I am tempted to write a story about the people I deal with on a nightly basis.
Last night we had a report of a guy charging his car battery in his room. It'd set off the fire alarms, and the fire brigade told us that if he kept doing that, he'd be dead by dawn. Anyway, I directed them towards the police and hopefully they did something. Even if we wanted to, and had the authority to do something we simply don't have the manpower to deal with any but the most serious of emergencies and even then its only until someone else more appropriate for dealing with it can be summoned.
Come talk to us when its a problem like an intruder.
Anyway, the working title is Night of the Living f**ktards. I mean its not quite up to Florida man standards, but it is one of the steady stream of problems that come in through the door that have absolutely nothing to do with our job description but somehow come our way regardless.
Last night we had a report of a guy charging his car battery in his room. It'd set off the fire alarms, and the fire brigade told us that if he kept doing that, he'd be dead by dawn. Anyway, I directed them towards the police and hopefully they did something. Even if we wanted to, and had the authority to do something we simply don't have the manpower to deal with any but the most serious of emergencies and even then its only until someone else more appropriate for dealing with it can be summoned.
Come talk to us when its a problem like an intruder.
Anyway, the working title is Night of the Living f**ktards. I mean its not quite up to Florida man standards, but it is one of the steady stream of problems that come in through the door that have absolutely nothing to do with our job description but somehow come our way regardless.
#97
Bad Movies / Re: THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM B...
Last post by Dr. Whom - February 21, 2026, 12:36:42 PMFrom Total Recall
In the future, all glass will be extremely fragile
In the future, all glass will be extremely fragile
#99
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by claws - February 21, 2026, 06:40:22 AMI always thought the song '48 Crash' by Suzi Quatro was some twisted love song that ends tragically in a car crash, or something.
Today I asked AI what the song is about: Quatro sings and screams about male menopause
What a subject for a hard rock song.
Today I asked AI what the song is about: Quatro sings and screams about male menopause
What a subject for a hard rock song.
#100
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - February 21, 2026, 04:15:50 AM