- Welcome to Badmovies.org Forum.
Recent posts
#91
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 03:59:13 PMYeah I mean I am not knocking the writers for Masters of the Universe. I am glad that there is employment for these people. Especially in this economy, it is great I guess — I would rather them working on this than I guess doing something else.
Good analogy about the Broth. You are making me hungry now. I guess I really don't sweat this stuff anymore. I have gotten to where — if a movie is 25 percent watchable then I can literally create the other part of it. Almost like CRISPR gene editing. Of course me doing that hurts the rewatch ability of it. But hey alls fair in love and war. It is like when I saw C. Thomas Howell recently at some theatre talking about himself and his movies. And someone asked him about Gettysburg. She said she was a teacher and that she showed Gettysburg to her class. And C Thomas Howell said, "Oh YOU Poor thing!! That..Uh..That is like over three hours long!" I'm like dude, Gettysburg may actually be your best movie. I wonder what is going on in these people's heads. Like maybe it is something worse than a broth and perhaps there such a thing as too much motivation. Maybe there is some truth to these theories about how these people are trying to erect the Tower of Babel again..I sort of miss the good old days when the discussion was about too much violence in movies. Now the discussion is about how we have to be the Missionaries for hollywood because they care more about private investment than telling a story.
Someone needs to do a Golden corral smash on these people's heads.
Good analogy about the Broth. You are making me hungry now. I guess I really don't sweat this stuff anymore. I have gotten to where — if a movie is 25 percent watchable then I can literally create the other part of it. Almost like CRISPR gene editing. Of course me doing that hurts the rewatch ability of it. But hey alls fair in love and war. It is like when I saw C. Thomas Howell recently at some theatre talking about himself and his movies. And someone asked him about Gettysburg. She said she was a teacher and that she showed Gettysburg to her class. And C Thomas Howell said, "Oh YOU Poor thing!! That..Uh..That is like over three hours long!" I'm like dude, Gettysburg may actually be your best movie. I wonder what is going on in these people's heads. Like maybe it is something worse than a broth and perhaps there such a thing as too much motivation. Maybe there is some truth to these theories about how these people are trying to erect the Tower of Babel again..I sort of miss the good old days when the discussion was about too much violence in movies. Now the discussion is about how we have to be the Missionaries for hollywood because they care more about private investment than telling a story.
Someone needs to do a Golden corral smash on these people's heads.
QuoteThe Origin of 'Clam Up?'Stupid but semi charming poem I just read about oysters. I mean why can't these Bay type movies do something fun like that?
Clams are shy, taciturn,
restrained.
They don't flaunt their pleasure
or pain.
Clams are cloisterous.
They are not boisterous.
if they were, they'd be ...
oysterous
-GL
#92
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 14, 2026, 03:58:09 PMok here's what we've got so far:
ALIEN AUTOPSY >> TIMECOP
LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE >> THE GOONIES
MUST LOVE DOGS >> DR. ZHIVAGO
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE >> HIGHLANDER
BEETLEJUICE >> THE EXORCIST
CLERKS >> RETURN OF THE JEDI / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
SPACEBALLS >> RAMBO
it's not mentioned in that clip, was it supposed to be?
ALIEN AUTOPSY >> TIMECOP
LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE >> THE GOONIES
MUST LOVE DOGS >> DR. ZHIVAGO
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE >> HIGHLANDER
BEETLEJUICE >> THE EXORCIST
CLERKS >> RETURN OF THE JEDI / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
SPACEBALLS >> RAMBO
Quote from: bob on August 14, 2026, 10:12:56 AMOffice Space name drops Superman 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjCQ3T5yXo
it's not mentioned in that clip, was it supposed to be?
#93
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 03:56:30 PMOk..Spaceballs. Name Check Rambo. Joan Rivers in the C3P0 Parody telling Princess Vespa, Oh come on you ain't Rambo!
Now there was a 2008 movie called Rambo. And this is a Star Wars kind of movie, so she was being prophetic possibly? Either way I will give her the waive and say she meant Rambo: First Blood Part II.
Now there was a 2008 movie called Rambo. And this is a Star Wars kind of movie, so she was being prophetic possibly? Either way I will give her the waive and say she meant Rambo: First Blood Part II.
#94
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - August 14, 2026, 03:36:37 PM^ You like that Black Box Recorder...
The Very Best of THE RASCALS
The Very Best of THE RASCALS
#95
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 14, 2026, 12:29:47 PMRev I am 2.5 minutes in, and already thinking it should've been called BRAIN-ACHE... if you watched all of this then you have a badmovie tolerance-o-meter of iron
#96
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 14, 2026, 11:38:11 AMBRAINSTARE (2026): AI can visualize vistas far beyond humanity's meager capacity, so if you're going to make what you proclaim is the world's first AI feature (not true, BTW), where would your imagination lead you? Obviously, you would want a scenario of two people arguing in an apartment for 90 minutes, followed by another 45 minutes of your protagonist arguing with a different character. It's all about a corporate drone in a dystopian future objecting to his employer's plan to scan his brain (which is standard procedure, they assure us). The first act is literally an incredibly, painfully repetitive argument with his lover/amiable companion/coworker in their apartment about his objections to the procedure, which, again, lasts for an interminable 90 MINUTES! A disclaimer at the beginning assures us that all dialogue was written by a human being: I believe that's true, but a human being who learned English by reading only 19th century poetry and contemporary science fiction, and who has never had an actual interaction with another person. I get AFTER LAST SEASON vibes from this, but with a bigger vocabulary and worse acting. There are so many ridiculous lines in this thing I may have to make a separate list.
"You are quivering like a bag of ferrets. Like a bag of quivering ferrets."
"Is the sex pleasure you get from me unenjoyable?"
"Weeping is part of your job description."
"Don't take umbrage at the ogle."
"Every day is the day of Me, for I am Mr. Me!"
"With all of the semen I spent on her, I could sire a small city!"
"You couldn't rape your way out of a paper bag."
Terrible. Painful. Uncanny. Amazing. Free on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHqAc3pXELo&t=7s
1.5/5
"You are quivering like a bag of ferrets. Like a bag of quivering ferrets."
"Is the sex pleasure you get from me unenjoyable?"
"Weeping is part of your job description."
"Don't take umbrage at the ogle."
"Every day is the day of Me, for I am Mr. Me!"
"With all of the semen I spent on her, I could sire a small city!"
"You couldn't rape your way out of a paper bag."
Terrible. Painful. Uncanny. Amazing. Free on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHqAc3pXELo&t=7s
1.5/5
#97
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 14, 2026, 11:34:46 AMJust a little too late for HOTEL RWANDA, unfortunately.
94. SUDDEN DEATH (JC Van Damme) Set during a (fictional) Stanley Cup finals in 1995.
This was not the JCVD movie I was referencing earlier. (Turns out I was wrong about that one ending in 1994).
94. SUDDEN DEATH (JC Van Damme) Set during a (fictional) Stanley Cup finals in 1995.
This was not the JCVD movie I was referencing earlier. (Turns out I was wrong about that one ending in 1994).
#98
Weird News Stories / Re: The hero we all need.
Last post by Alex - August 14, 2026, 10:19:06 AMHis previous campaign he polled 85 votes so this is a huge thing. The outside possibility is that Farage is simply no longer taken seriously by anyone and support for his party collapses. It certainly hasn't done his credibility any good, he still has to face 2 parliamentary investigations over potential financial misconduct (which, if he's found guilty of it, could/would lead to another by-election).
#99
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by bob - August 14, 2026, 10:18:44 AMit was my
Escape Plan
Why do we fight?
Escape Plan
Why do we fight?
