OT: New Cleaning Product

Ed, Ego and Superego · February 07, 2006, 07:34:29 PM

Blessid are the Aussie peacemakers.
-Ed

nshumate · February 08, 2006, 08:25:54 AM

You're right, Bazza. How could anyone make fun of a sincere and impassioned testimonial for individually sealed premoistened toilettes which are going to revolutionize the way we clean poop off our bums?

Buncha damned philistines...

Bazarov · February 08, 2006, 09:33:53 AM

sorry for getting angry

odinn7 · February 08, 2006, 01:17:06 PM

Baz...we pick on everyone (some of us worse than others...). It's no big deal and what Dean said is true. Let the stuff roll off you and you'll be fine.

Flangepart · February 09, 2006, 06:26:57 PM

And regards designer TP, why not have more examples of , say, "Editorial comment?"
Don't like The Prez or Ted Kennedy? Do what Dr. Ghoulfinger thought of. TP with the pictures of people you don't like on 'um!

Scott · February 09, 2006, 08:17:00 PM

No problem Bazarov. We'll just wipe the slate clean.

Dean said "'nothing but the finest silks and furs will grace my behind!!!" This is to funny for comment. I'm trying real hard not to picture that.

Bazarov · February 09, 2006, 09:52:37 PM

Your right guys, I love this place
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Harry: So whatcha think
Barry: Its nice Harry whats it for
Harry: Dont play innocent with me Baza, spanking

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

dean · February 09, 2006, 10:28:11 PM

Flangepart Wrote:
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> And regards designer TP, why not have more
> examples of , say, "Editorial comment?"
> Don't like The Prez or Ted Kennedy? Do what Dr.
> Ghoulfinger thought of. TP with the pictures of
> people you don't like on 'um!
>

That reminds me of a short article I read the other day about how a Hong Kong toilet paper maker who was forced to shut down their production of toilet paper which looked like real money.

odinn7 · February 10, 2006, 08:29:11 AM

"...was forced to shut down their production of toilet paper which looked like real money."

Wipe your ass with a $100 bill!

2xSlick · February 10, 2006, 09:00:48 AM

I don't get it. Expensive premoistened toilettes to clean your bum and a stink-free storage container. That's called a box of baby wipes, a dirty diaper hamper, and a bottle of febreeze.

sinkwater · February 12, 2006, 01:33:38 AM

If this is the product I'm thinking of, I heard something about Pat Morita endorsing it, but he died right before the deal happened. i heard on the radio he was gonna start it. I think his face was gonna be on every box with a word bubble coming from his mouth that said "wipe on... wipe off..." LOL get it, like the thing from Karate Kid

Bazarov · February 12, 2006, 07:06:36 PM

actually your not wrong sinkwater, It has a picture of him on the disposal unit box. I have no clue why they chose him to indorse it

AndyC · February 12, 2006, 07:39:43 PM

I don't have a bidet. I just stand on my head in the shower :D

AndyC · February 12, 2006, 07:43:12 PM

I have to admit, I'm kind of disappointed. I mean, I was expecting something truly revolutionary, like Bidet-in-a-Briefcase, not premoistened towelettes.

This thing could really screw up Halloween if it caught on. I mean, lugging the contraption around, dispensing individual towelettes and chucking them at houses seems like a very slow and labour-intensive process.

Scottie · February 12, 2006, 08:56:24 PM

Of course, after you chuck the pre-moistened towelette at the house and it slides down the vinyl siding, you'd have to clean it off the house and dispose it into its refusal case. Which of course then would have to go into its own refusal case, which then fits into a larger refusal case that you cary around in your trunk or truck bed and dispose of at specially certified disposal sites that have gone through extensive pre-moistened towelette disposal unit disposal techniques.

If you get used to this product and really like it, what happens if you have to go while in public?