South Park vs Tom Cruise

[The Conqueroo]

Because Scientology Has A Way Of Finding Out Where You Live!!!Of Course,I Personally Felt All The "Mission Impossible"Movies Were Very Overrated!!A Lotta FX,But No Plot!!I Grew Up Watching The Original "Mission Impossible" In The Late 60's/Early 70's,And The Series "MI"Had Interesting Characters and A Great Cast As Well As A Beleiveable Plot Line!!Basically,Tommy Boy Hassn't Made A Really Great Movie Since "A Few Good Men"in 1993."Jerry McGuire"Was Okay,But Cuba Gooding and Renee Zelwegger(Before She Got All Anexoric!!)Did A Better Job of Acting!!Hell,Johnathon Lipnicki's Acting Was More Beleivable Than TC's!!

[The Conqueroo]

Make Fun Of Any Other Religions,No One Cares.Poke Fun At A Cult,Then You've Got The Following Breathing Down Your Necks:Branch Davidians-Dale Gribble/Larry the Cable Guy Wanna Bes!!;Unification Church-South Korean Businessmen(Plus The Bush White House!!);Scientology-Hollywood's B List Actors!!

[plan9superfan]

I can't belive "Battlefield Earth" was sucessful enough to have an entire religion based around it...

[The Conqueroo]

I Watched Part Of It A Few Years Ago on HBO,And It Definitely Was Da Bomb!! Literally,As In It Blew Worse Than A Pensacola Hooker With A Sore Throat When The Fleet's In!!!Not The HipHop Term For Cool!! Yep!!Not One Of John Travolta's Best Movies!!

[Ash]

READ THIS

[ulthar]

My favorite part of that link was that, in an article about "Chef's return," the ad at the right of the page had a picture of a breakfast burito.

Which reminds me, I'm hungry.