I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[loyal1]

Someone on another boatf shared this link and KI near peed my pants laughing.  Maybe because it is 3am and I am giddy?  I dunno, but it's worth sharing!

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

[dean]

"When a female masturbates, she turns her thoughts away from the Glory of God and focuses her attention on mental images of such things as Tom Selleck's swarthy backside (or so it's been said)."

Well that certainly is a mental image I'll be keeping with me for the rest of the night...

Funny stuff, and very informative!

Could a possible slogan for their campaign be "Join up and help us in the war on masturbation: It's in your hands."

Or something like that...

[plan9superfan]

"I have been informade that chronic mastubators are holding Weapons of Mass Destruction. Let it be known that anyone who supports masturbation is part of an Axis of Evil. We must strike now if we are to gain freedom for our people..."

[The Conqueroo]

Join The War On Masturbation!!Don't Just Sit There Taking Matters In Your Own Hands!!

[Scott]

Come on people stop joking I think the website has a good handle on the situation and if they push the right buttons the world will soon be a different place. Didn't know what else to say, just reading the mail.

.............I thought loyal1 was talking about GIGLI, but she only said "giddy".

[Shadowphile]

We hereby announce that the holiday 'Palm Sunday' is being renamed 'Palm Frond Sunday' just so people are not confused as to the nature of the day.

[odinn7]

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.

Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

I was going to comment on this one but I'm too tired and upset that I can't really see to type and I can't really remember what I wanted to say anyway.