OT: Gettin' Old

[Scott]

Ok, I switched it ASHTHECAT.

By the way it was the ears that helped me make the comparison.

[raj]

Don't worry Ash, we've already signed you up to work at an "escort" agency.

[Mr_Vindictive]

Happy birthday Ash.  I too have a birthday soon, but I'll be turning the inverse of your age.

[ulthar]

Skaboi Wrote:
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> Happy birthday Ash.  I too have a birthday soon,
> but I'll be turning the inverse of your age.
>

You are turning 1/32 ?  And you can type?  Wow.

:)

[Mr_Vindictive]

Ulthar,

Ha ha ha.  Funny.

I meant I'll be turning the opposite....well if you switched the order of the numbers anyway.

[Scott]

It's funny how we get a year older every year.

[odinn7]

Scott Wrote:
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> It's funny how we get a year older every year.
>
>


No Scott, it's really not too funny....

[daveblackeye15]

The Future is Right in Front of Us.

Or something like that, it was in a calender that marked each day with a stupid quote.

I feel old, I've been coming since I was 14 or 15! And I'll be 19 in july!

[odinn7]

Oh Dave...you poor old bastard...

[daveblackeye15]

Heh heh heh heh.

I guess I should say I feel old, I feel older rather. I mean I think we all have a similar feeling to when we look back several years ago and think about that time.

I started coming here when I was 14 and thought life was hard then...

well I've grown up a bit and that life then was a piece of cake.

It's nice sunny summer like days that make me think about the past for some reason.

[dean]

I think dave has reached his mid-life crisis a few decades early!  And here I feel like a young chap who's just starting to feel that little bit older due to a few current 'shake ups' [such as starting full time work for the first time ever on Monday! God help me!]

Oh and Happy Birthday Ash!

[Scott]

It's time to consult The Amazing Criswell for Ash, Dave, and Odinn7.



Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?



Criswell: [narrating] ... All of us on this earth know that there is a time to live, and that there is a time to die. Yet death is always a shock to those left behind. It is even more of a shock when Death, the Proud Brother, comes suddenly without warning. Just at sundown, a small group gathered in silent prayer, around the newly-opened grave of the beloved wife of an elderly man. Sundown of the day; yet also the sundown of the old man's heart, for the shadows of grief clouded his very reason... The funeral over, the saddened group left the graveside. It was when the gravediggers started their task that strange things began to take place.

[peter johnson]

Children!!  All of you!!
Yeah, I thought the Batboy thing is a hoot too --
I actually got carded FOR REAL once when I was 43 -- I asked the bouncer to call my wife & tell her what he did.  He wouldn't . . .
peter johnson/denny crane
PS:  For the math challenged, I just turned 50 --

[daveblackeye15]

At least Godzilla will always be there to cheer me up, even when I'm eighty and am living in a retirment home I'll watch him do battle with monsters like King Ghidorah and Gigan.

[ulthar]

BTW, Happy Birthday, Ash.  You share a birthday with my wife's sister, if you care about that sort of thing.

I've met two people with the same birthday as mine.  One of them was even the same year. We never figured out who was older by how many hours, though.