OT: Questionable Super Soaker

[Ash]

OMG!

GO HERE and watch the short commercial clip.

Is that just about the sickest thing you ever did see?
That one kid had it hanging from his fingers!
LOL!

Any thoughts?

(I can't stop laughing!...LOL!)

[Alan Smithee]

Too funny. Especially when that kid is pumping it.

[odinn7]

If there were chicks involved, I could do that already without the toy...I mean...uh...hey! Look over there!
*runs out the door*

[daveblackeye15]

I remember back in the early ninties there was a green and yellow super soaker that just shot water. I've always considered that one to be the classic standard soaker.

[Alan Smithee]

Why buy refills at the store?

[Shadowphile]

Ooze is non toxic.  Toxic version available at slightly higher cost.....

[AndyC]

The shots of kids getting hit by the goo would be really disturbing if shown out of context. Scenes from the new Pee Wee's Playhouse perhaps.

[Just Plain Horse]

*Shakes head* So gay people can't adopt kids but it's okay for boys to shoot gooey substances at other boys as long as they're "playing around".

Picture this:
Mom:"Son, what are all these stains on your clothes?"
Junior:"Um... that's just 'cause Billy used his super soaker on me."
Dad: "Kids grow up so fast these days... I was twice your age before I started doing that with your mother's sister."
All 3: "Ha ha hah."
Mom: "Seriously, Jim, I want a divorce."