Pain

[Andrew]

I can understand that nobody wants a skull to be something just given out.  Indeed, I often look for a single amusing thing that can merit a single slime.  However, I really dislike this movie.  It fails to entertain, leaving me just wishing it was over.  The reviews are all written from the standpoint of what the movie did to me.

The target date for the review is around the middle of July, so there is time for me to change my mind.  I just do not know why I would.

[Shadowphile]

Does the movie appear to take itself seriously?  If not, no skull.

Don't make us beg.  The movie may be terrible but it is not BAD, in the way skulls indicate badness.  You elevate it into company it is not worthy to share, by giving it a skull.

[Fearless Freep]

Andrew pays for the hosting
Andrew skulls who he wants :)

We al have different judgements of what we like and don't (hey, I actually kinda like "Omega Doom") so...I'm more looking forward to what he has to say about the movie then anything

[AndyC]

Sad to say, I own Heartbeeps. I don't remember why I bought it, but it is a source of great embarassment.

As for skulls, I do think this movie might deserve one. Ator, as someone mentioned, is bad, but all its flaws add up to unintentional laughs. Heartbeeps sets out to make us laugh and just fails. And it's not even a cheap piece of crap -- somebody clearly put some work into it. That makes it all the worse.

[Flangepart]

Which prooves...ya can't MST a bad comedy!
Oh, sure, you can riff on bad moments of comedy relief from an other wise "Serious" film...Crater Lake Monster?....but if its intended as a whole comedy.....
Katie is right...if it don't get you by the first five minuits....RUN AWAY-RUN AWAY!

I'm Flangepart, and i paid ( $4;99 at hald priced books) to see THE NASTY RABBIT!
Still can't get the stains off my carpet...

[BoyScoutKevin]

Call "em as you see 'em, Andrew. And if somebody doesn't like it, they can explain why on the messageboard.

[peter johnson]

"I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
 The "Boston Blackie" kind -
 A genuine Ricky Ricardo jacket
 And an autographed picture of Andy Devine . . ."
                            -- Dan Hicks of Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks
Where you getting that quote from, Andy C.???
peter johnson/denny crane

[AndyC]

From the Jimmy Buffett song, "Pencil-Thin Mustache," which is playing in my daughter's room right now, strangely enough. The baby likes Buffett. I burned a copy of the album for her, so I could leave out "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw."