Saddam forced to watch South Park!

Neville · August 30, 2006, 02:48:03 PM

All of you are taking the wrong approach. *First* he must watch good movies o quality TV shows, just to give him a perpective on what's to come. *Then* blast the entire JAG series into his TV 24/7. It will make his head explode.

Flangepart · August 30, 2006, 03:14:19 PM

Ah, there yas go, dissin "Fox and Friends"... i tells ya...

Neville, i'm suprised you frogot to mention "Walker Texas ranger"...in fact, most of the Chucksters film file could make the creep pay through the nose!
Hummmm...".The Nasty Rabbit!" nothin make for torture like a bad comedy...even if its in other then your native language...

Neville · August 30, 2006, 03:19:05 PM

"JAG" is from Fox? This explains lots of things in the series, like the ghost that saluted to the flag (no kidding) in some episode. And yes, "Walker Texas Ranger" should be added to the menu. I'm not so sure about the films, because his early efforts are campy fun. But "Hellbender" is a serious candidate.

Doc Daneeka · August 30, 2006, 04:31:24 PM

Any current CGI movies (with all nickelodeon originals definitely included)

For others, make him watch anything involved with David Michael Latt or "Asylum". http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0490375/ (I don't know how to make links on this site)

ulthar · August 30, 2006, 05:42:16 PM

If we're gonna throw TV into the mix, I say we hit 'im hard with "The View" and/or "Oprah." I bet a dude like him would just LOVE to watch a bunch of women yaking and man-bashing. I think his eyes would start to bleed (I know MINE about do if I have to watch 1 minute of this tripe).

Amanda · August 30, 2006, 08:52:09 PM

Dammit! I was too late! I was going to mention Kim Jong Il.

Phooey.

Amanda · August 30, 2006, 08:57:05 PM

I could loan them my copies of "Galaxina" and "Escanaba in da moonlight".

Ash · August 31, 2006, 01:05:00 AM

I second "The View".
That is hands down one of the worst shows I've ever seen and it's because of Barbara Walters.
I don't know how those other women can stand to be in the same room with her.

How's a bout all the Andy Milligan films over & over?

LilCerberus · August 31, 2006, 01:42:07 AM

Send him to Hollywood & force him at gunpoint to star in a situation comedy about a single father working as a gofer for a rap group.

BagDaddy!

Yaddo 42 · August 31, 2006, 05:49:52 AM

Ash, because she is a producer of, and owns a piece of the show. So they kinda work for her as well as ABC/Disney. Which gives me a Saddam torture idea. Show him reruns of Starr Jones' old TV show "Jones and Jury". No panel of annoying female TV personalities to get in the way of Starr's ego or mouth. Just Starr and a bunch of interchangeable jury and audience members forced to listen to Starr in full "I'm a lawyer" mode, and browbeating them when they didn't agree with her. It still gives me nightmares.

Neville, JAG originally aired on NBC, was cancelled, was picked up by CBS and aired there for the majority of its original run. It was produced by Belasarius Productions, Paramount Network Television Productions (part of CBS, which is part of Viacom), and NBC Productions (part of NBC, part of General Electric). So unless News Corp. owns Donald Bellisario's production company, it's not a Fox product. But it still sucks.

How about a marathon of "Blue Collar TV" episodes, and Larry the Cable Guy stand up routines?

trekgeezer · August 31, 2006, 07:20:55 AM

How come no one has suggested Dr. Phil? Hey, wait I just did, in fact they should let him come over and be on Dr. Phil. I think Phil might actually b***h slap the boy.

Yaddo 42 · August 31, 2006, 08:24:50 AM

Nah, send Phil to Saddam's super duper top secret prison cell. Then forget to ever bring that loudmouth hypocrite back. Or use him as an IED bomb sniffer.

The chutzpah - fat man selling a diet book...................grumble, grumble.

RCMerchant · August 31, 2006, 04:58:28 PM

Actually,does Saddam even RECOGNIZE good film from bad film? I mean, he lives in IRAQ! He Might think that DRACULA vs. FRANKENSTIEN (1970) was a timeless classic! He might ENJOY MANOS,the HANDS of FATE(I did)! He might consider Ray Dennis Steckler a man of vision! He might think that The BEAST of YUCCA FLATS is a comment on the total disregerd for human life that our goverment has for our citizens! He might view The BRIDE of the MONSTER as ad for "America is a good place for me to pursue my plans for world domination". But , I think that all of us agree,the TV show "Apple's Way" back inna 70's, was torture.Or Tony Orlando and Dawn. Or the Captain and Tenille.How many times can you here Muskrat Love without killing yourself or somelse. JESUS CHIRST, SUPERSTAR!!!!

Neville · August 31, 2006, 05:59:11 PM

He does, believe me. Some silly newspaper mentioned his favourite movies when his palace was conquered and mentioned "Casino" and "Gladiator" among them.

RCMerchant · August 31, 2006, 06:01:18 PM

If Bugs Bunny was still around,instead of Hitler and blacks,(and lwts get real, when I was young ,I saw sooo many racist cartoons by Warner Bros. on channel 28-uhf-before TV went PC,)show him some old anti-enemy Bugs cartoons. Saddam....BUGS WOULD KILL YOU!!!