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The Warrior and the Sorceress

Started by El Nebuloso, November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM

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John Dashwood

My mates and myself have just watched it last night. What a great bad movie!

John

Valentine Kutter

Sigh. They just dont make them like this anymore.
And theres a reason for that.
Still a good way to waste a little time with some good friends and some good food.
And where exactly does that stinger come out from  ?????

VK :thumbup:

george

Yeah, it's a piece of crap alright! BUT, did you ever see "Ator The Fighting Eagle" (1983)? It stars Miles O'Keefe-need I say more? How about "Sorceress" (1982)? Released by New World Pictures, it looks like it cost $99 to make. Identical twins who've never seen a penis before and think it's some kind of weapon? That's hysterical! BTW, I saw all of these classics in movie theaters.

BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: george on December 31, 2008, 06:32:42 PM
Yeah, it's a piece of crap alright! BUT, did you ever see "Ator The Fighting Eagle" (1983)? It stars Miles O'Keefe-need I say more? How about "Sorceress" (1982)? Released by New World Pictures, it looks like it cost $99 to make. Identical twins who've never seen a penis before and think it's some kind of weapon? That's hysterical! BTW, I saw all of these classics in movie theaters.

Yeah, I've seen all three. That was in the day, when I saw anything that looked like a fantasy film, no matter how bad or good it was. Fortunately, my mind has forgotten more than I remember about these three films, except that I saw them.

Umaril The Unfeathered

 Warrior And The Sorceress also went under the title Kain of Dark Planet.  I remember seeing a pic from the movie in a magazine years back (Fangoria, maybe) and that was the title they had for the movie.
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!