Zarkorr! The Invader

[zilla2@prodigy.net]

I thought this movie was ok. It had a few bad things here and there. But, in any way it was ok. The only thing I like about was, the monster look pretty cool.

[whamontree@hotmail.com]

More Zarkorr, less postal employee and his idiot friends.  It's nice to see someone who cares enough to make cheap monster movies these days.

I had sex with the girl who plays "proctor" her name is jen Gay and she lives in Florida. shes a total whore though.

[bear@badmovies.org]

Yeah, but was it any good?  Bragging rights, I suppose... but do you really wanna say, "Hey, I knocked the bottom out of that chick in Zarkorr!?"  I wouldn't admit to that... well, maybe I would, since she's pretty attractive... but that whole being in Zarkorr thing... I dunno.

[Paul H.]

I was going to post a comment about Zarkorr being an ok movie and all that crap but after someone sleeps with the Zarkorr chic why bother.

I can't compete with that.

[Luke]

Whoa.  I can't believe I wasted 82 minutes of my life watching this awful piece of horses**t.

[Draconias Galactica]

Review too long for comment space. See <a href=http://dralactica.tripod.com/zarkorr.html/>my review</a> here. That is all.

My favorite is when the buildings are falling down, and you can not only see the lightbulb that makes the buildings light up, but you can watch the windows BOUNCE and wobble as they hit the ground!!!!!  Damn - I want that proctor chic - damn you!

[Paul]

I watched "Zarkorr!: The Invader" as an illegally copied tape in Jamaica. (It seems all video stores in Jamaica have only illegally copied tapes).  I enjoyed parts of the movie, although I had smoked a fat spliff prior to watching it.  Actually, one part nearly made me pee my pants with laughter (might've been the spliff).  It was a line from the main character - ended in "...until Zarkorr comes along and squashes me!"  God, I watched that scene like 20 times, then I went and ate a can of condensed milk.  Weed is weird.

[Gomi Girl]

My husband and I first rented that movie to scare off a couple of people who desperately wanted to be our friends, but we really just didn't want them hanging around. We saw it on the video shelf and knew this was the stinker to get rid of these folks. All I know is that evening, Daniel and I never laughed so hard! And it wasn't just the film! It was the special feature AFTER the film! I'm sure I almost snarfed popcorn through my nose!

If you are a B-Movie fan, Zarkorr! The invader ROCKS! And it's also very effective in ridding yourself of unwanted  humorless house guests!

[Anonymous4u!]

Bragger beware. Jennifer is now in a Hospice dying of a well known disease. Get yourself checked.