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Gnaw: Food of the Gods II

Started by Andrew, December 12, 2006, 09:05:17 PM

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Andrew

Reader review by Demian, Denyse Mercer, and Jode Carrasco.

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

giant Claw

They made a first one which was pretty putrid then they mae a second one to probibly make money to make up for losses in the first one and it lost even more and besides have you seen VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS? even more silly

amabush

Well it's likely to be the only film in which you see a Ladies' Synchronised Swimming team attacked mid-performance by giant mutated rats. that has to be a good thing, surely

Kooshmeister

Also the only movie I can think of where someone dies by turning into a big mass of cancer!

It's insanely quotable, too. Especially the exterminators (who are named Jacques and Louis; also Edmond's assistant is named Brett and the Dean is named Dean White; just figured I'd make those character names known).

[the two exterminators show up]
Louis: I can't believe they called us in to find one stupid rat. How the hell are we supposed to find one rat? [turns on TV]
Jacques: What are you doing?
Louis: I'm watchin' the game. Hey, I mean, we already caught the rat anyway. Huh? Huh?
Jacques: You see that's exactly what's wrong with this country. Nobody takes pride in their work anymore. [holds up flamethrower] I do. I'm a professional.
Louis: What'd you say?
Jacques: Nothin'. Nevermind.
Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and....kazoom.