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Komodo dragon performs virgin birth

Started by trekgeezer, December 22, 2006, 09:58:47 AM

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trekgeezer

Looks like a Komodo dragon in a UK zoo is going to deliver eight little lizard babies without the aid of a Poppa.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/sc_nm/britain_dragons_dc



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Yaddo 42

::Don't make a religious joke, don't make a religious joke, don't make a religious joke, don't make a religious joke............::

So in the komodo world "go screw yourself" isn't an insult but just a lifestyle choice?

The bad thing the little ones will grow up and forget to call or give her anything on Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Don't tell Dan Quayle! (Okay that one is very dated)

How long till she goes to court seeking child support from herself?

She'll mess up the little dragons minds guilt tripping them, "If you knew what I had to go through in order to have you....."

Actually the father was......David Crosby!!!

The part of the mother komodo dragon will be played in the movie by Jodie Foster.

Man are those little dragons gonna be picked on by the the other dragons at school.

Boy, does the porno version of Eragon is really bad.


Damn, I'm even lamer than Jay Leno, for having to get all of those out of my system.
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Andrew

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Dennis

As Malcom said in Jurrasic Park "Life always finds a way", when you think about it, it is a pretty miraculous thing.

Yaddo 42 I must tell you that both my wife and I find you funny, most of the time, don't ever change

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Yaddo 42

Thank you, DENNIS, I'm glad someone enjoys them, even I don't sometimes. Every so often something tickles my fancy in the news, in everyday life, whatever - a few bad one-liners pop into my head. I usually try to run with it until I run out of jokes, so I know I'm finished with the topic.


And, Andrew, after your recent bad encounter with eggnog, I'll leave the stuff alone as a general precaution.
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ER

Quote from: trekgeezer on December 22, 2006, 09:58:47 AM
Looks like a Komodo dragon in a UK zoo is going to deliver eight little lizard babies without the aid of a Poppa.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/sc_nm/britain_dragons_dc

Oh, sure they'll believe some lizard, but when I tried to make that claim, sheesh.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

Quote from: ER on January 25, 2022, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: trekgeezer on December 22, 2006, 09:58:47 AM
Looks like a Komodo dragon in a UK zoo is going to deliver eight little lizard babies without the aid of a Poppa.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/sc_nm/britain_dragons_dc

Oh, sure they'll believe some lizard, but when I tried to make that claim, sheesh.

Some pretty serious thread necromancy there, ER!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

WingedSerpent

Its called Parthenogenesis.  It's be documented in some reptiles, fish and birds.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

ER

Quote from: WingedSerpent on February 02, 2022, 06:42:16 PM
Its called Parthenogenesis.  It's be documented in some reptiles, fish and birds.

Occam's Razor says some boy dragon sneaked in her bedroom window.  :wink:.

But, yes, parthenogenesis is amazing.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.