Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!

[CoreyHeldpen]

Although you can probably get an idea of the point of this topic from it's title, here you can create a plotline for your very own B-movie! I'll start:

Gares Versus Crigta
Based on two of my own original characters, a team of scientists, testing out a newly developed time machine, accidentally transport themselves to a fuedal era where a dragon named Gares and a demon lord known as Crigta fight for supremity of the realm. Gares is the good guy, trying to protect the land from his nemisis. The scientists side with Gares while Crigta has a demon army at his disposal.

You can use whatever kind of setup you like and include as many details as you like. Let's just hope the Sci-Fi Channel doesn't decide to come along.

Your turn!

[Torgo]

I've always had an idea for a horror/slasher movie of sorts.

But the twist is that the killer kills every single person wherever it takes place during the 1st 5 minutes of the movie and spends the remaining running time trying to find stuff to do to keep from getting too bored.

[Doc Daneeka]

Shortly after Nazi mystics resurrect Hitler, they realize that the clone, albeit containing the memories of the madman is now, due to the final gunshot on his head has been given a lobotomy of sorts and is now a benevolent leader who attempts at reforming the Nazis intentions, much to the dismay of the survivors of the Nuremberg trials and the Nazi hunters alike.

Meanwhile, a section of the brain that was blown out of Hitler's skull takes on a life of it's own and organizes a group of the most evil people in the universe (Charles Manson, George Jung, Jerry Falwell, Itachi Uchiha, Evil Pac-Man, Master Manos, Leigh Scott, Seadrok of the ocean planet in the 8th dimension, etc.) to carry out his new goal of World domination!

Damn, I could have something here, I'll come up with the rest later.

[peter johnson]

"The Warring Halves of Hitler's Brain"(1956).  Joel McRea, Ida Lupino, Greta Sacci, Red Buttons, and Tippi The Wonder Horse --
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You're a mean one, Mr. Briggs . . .
I really like this idea, actually -- Seriously, while bearing some resemblance to a Red Dwarf episode, this seems like one with potential. 
Hell, I'd watch it!
peter johnson/denny tasteless

[Kroogur]

Forget Freddy vs Jason.... Getting tired of battling deadites our hero Ash grabs ye olde boomstick and fires up the chainsaw and starts systematically taking out the likes of Jason,Michael Myers, Freddy, etc....

[zombiedudeman]

this was a serious idea I had for a slasher movie, I'm turning it into a comic though cause I just don't know the right people to make a movie

"Director's Cut"
A man stumbles upon a box of low budget movies. He watches them and realizes how crappy the movies are. Later he plots to take down the director of each movie after learning they'll all conveniently be at a horror convention. It's based on a somewhat true story because I want to kill the lame directors of lame movies I've tortured myself to before!

[Shadow]

Through a series of bizarre and convoluted events, a packet of Sea-Monkeys is mistakenly taken for soup mix and nuked in a microwave along with some tin foil and large amount of multivitamins. The results are horrific: giant mutant Sea-Monkeys that crave human flesh! The creatures escape and rampage across the countryside, leaving bodies...and bits of bodies, in their wake. It's up to a tough as nails ex-cop, a disgraced marine biologist now working as a Hooters waitress and a heavy metal musician to stop the beasts before they begin to multiply on their own. Fist Fights, hot naked chicks and musical numbers ensue...

[rebel_1812]

The movie starts in a lecture with a student dying of boredom.  He surfs the web on his labtop and finds an article about the lizardmen conspiracy theory.  Due to the boredom he decides to try and pull the face off of his professor in the middle of class, only to find he is indeed a lizardman!!!  Cue up title "Lizardmen Rule the World"

[LilCerberus]

At the turn of the century, a group of cowpokes on the final leg of a cattle drive see something streak across the sky. A few days later, they start to hear unearthly howls in the distance, & one of them thinks he sees the silhouette a water tower against the setting sun.

A few days later, they reach their destination, only to find the town burned flat, surrounded by skeletons.

They at first, assume that it was indians, until they find a series of shallow pits running across the town. Wondering why the indians would dig so many pits, & how they could dig so many, so fast, the cowpokes take a closer look, then realize that the pits are actually some type of giant hoofprints.

What they ultimately encounter, is a martian tripod.

[LilCerberus]

"Little Cerberus awoke one morning to find that his pants were missing. He first figured that they must have taken off somewhere during the night, but upon closer inspection, he found that they had, in fact, somehow been surgically removed from his person."

Oh God, I've been waiting for a thread like this!

[RCMerchant]

Hmmm....
It would have to have-
Martians.
A giant monster who shoots laser beams out of  his nipples.
Big  breasted women.Topless in action scenes.
Exploding heads.
Man eating hogs attacking skinhead nazi rednecks.
Giant vampire bats.
Lots of screaming as blood pumps out of missing limbs into the psycho punk rock girls face.
A soundtrack featuring the CRAMPS.
And a sex crazed nympho heroine,(played by Jayne Mansfield,or a reasonable fascimle of.)
Oh- and fleash eating zombies,of course.
And stock footage of Bela Lugosi and dinosauers from ONE MILLION BC.

[Rombles]

Through a series of bizarre and convoluted events, a packet of Sea-Monkeys is mistakenly taken for soup mix and nuked in a microwave along with some tin foil and large amount of multivitamins. The results are horrific: giant mutant Sea-Monkeys that crave human flesh! The creatures escape and rampage across the countryside, leaving bodies...and bits of bodies, in their wake. It's up to a tough as nails ex-cop, a disgraced marine biologist now working as a Hooters waitress and a heavy metal musician to stop the beasts before they begin to multiply on their own. Fist Fights, hot naked chicks and musical numbers ensue...

Can I pre-order the Special Edition of the DVD of this now, please?????

[Jack]

Yeah, I'd like to pre-order that as well!

My only idea for a movie would be some kids going to a rather remote campsite to do some partying.  And a bigfoot attacks.  They're slowly picked off one by one.  Really just an excuse to get some hot babes topless.

[Bill C.]

Way, way back in the day (the late 1980s/early 1990s), my best friend and I had an idea for what we simply called Carnage: The Motion Picture.  It, almost literally, would be about ninety minutes or so of action setpieces--originally it literally had no plot whatsoever, just setpieces.  Later on we came up with an idea based on a story about a Air Force bomber that crashed in Lake Michigan in the 1950s; in our version, a nuclear warhead that was aboard the bomber would be salvaged/stolen by terrorists and our hero would be forced to stop them...

The important part was that we actually had the opening fleshed out--basically, under the opening credits, you'd have various shots of this ordinary-looking sedan cruising through metro Detroit.  It would come to a stop in some heavily populated area, four guys would get out...and then they would produce automatic weapons from under their jackets and just start unloading on people at random.  (Swear to God, back then we thought this would be the coolest and/or most unapologetically violent thing ever...obviously, nowadays that'll be a biiiiiiiig no-no.)

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it...the hero was supposed to die at the end of the movie--and then come back from the dead in the sequel...

[clockworkcanary]

Vampire Penguins vs the Disco Zombies

This movie would have it all: zombies, ninjas, were rabbits, undead (birds), Village People soundtrack, a sherbet Frankenstein, bell bottoms, man-eating vegetables (the Corn Stalker (TM)), afros, teachers from Hell, roller skates, teenagers from Mars, and a few bust-outta-the-wall guitar solos!  There wouldn't be much of a plot -just a bunch of scenes strung together and of course, it'd have a rushed BS "it was all a dream" ending due to running out of budget :)

Edited to add: Would anyone be interested in writing an interactive b-flick based on any of the premises where we can all chip in?  I've done it before and the story takes some wild turns when each writer leaves off with a cliff hanger kinda thing.