My Uncle

[chewbayama6]

My uncle, who happened to be a retired movie star, was in the Stuff. He was this commercial guy. Hell he's livin with me. His name is Gary Goldman. He also co-stared in Deranged, the Slugger's Wife and Young Nurses in Love. For the RHPS fans, he used to conference with Richard O Bryan (Riff Raff).

[Ash]

Now who the hell gave me a -2 karma to drop me down to 16?  I was at 18 for almost 2 months!
What the hell?

[chewbayama6]

I can't, but go to IMDB, look up actors Gary Goldman, they will tell movies he has been in. Hey, still don't believe, actually watch Deranged. He plays Nick.

[chewbayama6]

He's taking a shower right now! Please believe me! He used to work at Chippendales(didn't dance). He retired his movie career to take care of my former aunt and cousins. I'm Matt Goldman. He is Gary Goldman. Today he is writing a screenplay. He is family.

[Ash]

I'll bet I can guess who dropped me two karma...

[Andrew]

Ash,

On the surface, I see no reason to doubt what chewbayama6 says, let alone to be rude about it off the bat.  You seem to be in a bad mood this morning.

Chewbayama6, I will have to pull my DVD off the shelf and check it out.  About where in the film was the commercial?

[Ash]

You're right...I was in a s**tty mood.
I didn't get much sleep last night.
I guess I shouldn't come around here when I'm in a bad mood.

[Menard]

Only 2 Ash? I've been knocked down something like 4 due to Zardoz and The Agony Booth. Frankly, I don't care; it is just a number that means nothing. You and I, and every member on this forum know who each other are, and no number is going to make a bit of difference.

[Menard]

Where the hell did I place my manners.

Welcome to the board  chewbayama6. I hope you enjoy it here and thank you for sharing your uncle's work. It is always interesting to get some of the behind the scenes input. We have own own resident celebrity on the board; his name is Peter Crane....I mean Denny Johnson....arkk....oh hell, we just call him whatshisname.


I have no idea what Peter Johnson means.

[Andrew]

[dean]

Other than being slightly confused as to how this whole thread developed, I'm just going to go with 'Hi Chewbayama6, got any cool b-movie related stories you can tell us about your Uncle?'

I'm always fascinated by behind the scenes stories, especially on tough lower budget productions, so let us know if there's anything particularly interesting to talk about!

[RCMerchant]

Do you mean the DERANGED with Robert Blossums? Whatta great film! Wow.Welcome,Chewy!

[RCMerchant]

I just noticed I got a minus too.Oh well,bad karma is better than no karma...now I feel dirty...

[chewbayama6]

What a welcome.

[chewbayama6]

Not sure about rob. It was Deranged directed by the late Chuck Vincent, starring Jane Hamilton a.k.a Veronica Hart.
He was also in Satisfaction as a gay guy dressed as an indian.