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Started by Shadow, January 12, 2007, 07:43:53 PM

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Shadow

January 12, 2007, 07:43:53 PM Last Edit: January 12, 2007, 08:25:08 PM by Shadowfyre
It's fully expected that some of the stuff we rent, borrow or see on TV is gonna suck, but what films have you gone to see, with high hopes, in the theater, only to be subjected to something horrible?

For me I'd pick:

Highlander 2
Leonard part 6
Howard the Duck
Battlefield Earth
The Order

EDIT: How could I forget Battlefield Earth? Added that and The Order.
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Scott

#1
January 12, 2007, 07:46:13 PM
Howard The Duck (walked out of the theater)
Battlefield Earth (almost walked out of the theater)

Andrew

#2
January 12, 2007, 08:19:18 PM
Hmmm...

Bats
I saw this in the theater to review it.  Even going in knowing what I would encounter it was not good.

Showgirls
Despite how bad it is, our group had a fun time.  We all went after getting pretty well snookered (can't remember who was driving, but they were sober).  We spent half of the film screaming stuff at the screen, ala "Rocky Horror."  That and laughing at the one guy in the audience who decided to go to the bathroom right after the sex scene in the pool.

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend
I was only twelve and have always loved dinosaurs.  This still annoyed me.
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zombiedudeman

#3
January 12, 2007, 08:20:43 PM
The Order is the worst movie I've ever seen in a movie theater. I prefer my sleeping pills in bottle form, not big movie screen form.

Shadow

#4
January 12, 2007, 08:24:32 PM
The Order! I forgot about that stinker.
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CheezeFlixz

#5
January 12, 2007, 08:27:52 PM
I don't do to many "big screen" flix, seeing how we have a very small cinema here and my screen at home is not much smaller. LOL. I normally read reviews or ask people leaving the film if it was any good or not, but a bubby of mine just HAD to see Larry The Cable Guy, Health Inspector ... which I had no desire to see, so he paid, it's was stupid and I dozed through parts of it.

SaintMort

#6
January 12, 2007, 08:29:29 PM
Wolf Creek and Thr3e

CoreyHeldpen

#7
January 12, 2007, 08:31:39 PM
Quote from: Andrew on January 12, 2007, 08:19:18 PM
Hmmm...

Bats
I saw this in the theater to review it.  Even going in knowing what I would encounter it was not good.

Showgirls
Despite how bad it is, our group had a fun time.  We all went after getting pretty well snookered (can't remember who was driving, but they were sober).  We spent half of the film screaming stuff at the screen, ala "Rocky Horror."  That and laughing at the one guy in the audience who decided to go to the bathroom right after the sex scene in the pool.

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend
I was only twelve and have always loved dinosaurs.  This still annoyed me.

I quite liked Baby. Then again, I was about 6 when I saw it... Now for the one and only crapfest I paid to see in a theatre: Date Movie.
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Torgo

#8
January 12, 2007, 08:34:42 PM
Even though I was only 8 when my dad took me and some friends to see this , this movie still made me want to punch the filmmakers.

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

BeyondTheGrave

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January 12, 2007, 09:27:33 PM Last Edit: January 12, 2007, 09:33:50 PM by rich andrini
I would have to say Americas "Godzillia" I was about 13 and still knew it sucked. I was like "Why did he have babies when he King Of the Monsters?" to my mom. People where walking out.  A good runner up is the 2 Matrix film and that Final Fantasty flim.
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daveblackeye15

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January 12, 2007, 10:10:53 PM
Right now I'll say "Ginozilla." Since it was boring AND insulting.

As well as "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Man I was just embarresed.
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BeyondTheGrave

#11
January 12, 2007, 10:17:42 PM
Quote from: daveblackeye15 on January 12, 2007, 10:10:53 PM
Right now I'll say "Ginozilla." Since it was boring AND insulting.

As well as "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Man I was just embarresed.

I saw" Grinch" too with a ex-girlfriend years ago. I wasn't exactly paying attention......  :wink:
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JaseSF

#12
January 12, 2007, 10:31:25 PM
THE WATERBOY, dragged by friends.
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Ometiklan

#13
January 12, 2007, 10:47:01 PM
Sphere...
Good Start the first 30 minutes or so and then.....   OY!
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Automan2000

#14
January 12, 2007, 11:01:20 PM
Broken Arrow

This is so far the only movie I have walked out on.
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