Scorpion on a Plane

[Andrew]

Scorpion stings a man on a flight from Miami to Toronto.  Now, this would have been cool if it had been a whole bag full of the little critters and Samuel L. Jackson was also on the flight.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070109/od_nm/scorpion_odd1_dc

Notice that it was a normal-sized scorpion and not some huge monster arachnid.

You know, "Snakes on a Plane," could start a rush of films with normal animals running loose on aircraft or ships.  Imagine a cruise ship that is infested with a herd of killer pigs.

[Poogie]

     We used to go back packing up in the San Gabriel Mountains and set up camp. One time we arrived at night,it was very dark up there. We set up the tent and decided to go to sleep. My daughter said she had a little lump under her. We told her it was probably a rock, try to sleep around it. This was the same time I watched a coyote come and take a wiz on our tent....Anyway the next day when we put away the tent we found a scorpion under it, about where our daughter was sleeping. We don't know if that was the lump or not but it just casually walked away, with a limp.

[raj]

Llamas on a Train
(Mad scientist takes his herd of mutant killer llamas to a government center supposedly to train them for the army, but really he wants to take over America).  It is up to Samuel LL. Jackson to stop the herd.



True fact:  The Israeli army does use llamas as pack animals.

[RCMerchant]

Giant Mutated sheep on a plane.

[trekgeezer]

Dachshunds on a boat?

[CoreyHeldpen]

Komodos On A Battleship
A top secret expiriment on a massive battleship, loaded with hundreds of potential victims, results in a horde of Komodo Dragons, mutated to be more aggressive, gets loose. Carnage and pandemoneum ensues!

I'd pay to see that, wouldn't you?

[sideorderofninjas]

Killer Bees on a Sub
Giant Mantis on a Monorail...

[Andrew]

The komodo dragons on a battleship would be interesting, though they would have to be strong enough to bash through the watertight hatches.

Now, killer bees on a ship is a great idea.  Especially if they were breeding at a tremendous rate, so that by the end of the film you have little more than a floating beehive drifting into the harbor of a major city.  I would not put them on a sub, just due to the ease that they could be cordoned off.  An aircraft carrier or cruise ship would do nicely.

[Derf]

Anyone for Hedgehogs on a Cropduster?

Squirrels in a Bridal Boutique?

Or maybe something like...




There's no escaping . . .


Cabbage Farts in a Stuck Elevator

Let's see Samuel L. Jackson fight that menace!

[R-T-C Tim]

Trains on a Plane - that would be confusing.

Zombies on a Submarine - now there's a good idea, although not quite the genre.

Rhinos on a canal boat?

Where will it end...!!!???!

[raj]

Squirrels on a Segway.

[Poogie]

      Hamsters giving paper cuts.....ouch....you will relive it.