Caption Fun

[clockworkcanary]

"And if I win...will I get my shirt back?"


The idea of Bill and Ted 3 never got over with the fans.


"I'm lookin for a heartbeat..."


Early tryouts for Emperor Palpatine.


The number of tickets sold world wide for this movie.

[peter johnson]

I especially like the obscure still from "A Boy and His Dog" --
peter johnson/denny crane

[clockworkcanary]

Thanks - there are a plethora of possible captions for any of the images from the reviews on this site.    Feel free to contribute.

A few more:


Poor man's version of "they took the whole [effing] bar!"


Death via strawberry jam?


"...and now Cammy here will sing 'the Locomotion!"


"welcome to my nightmare...welcome to my breakdown...I hope I didn't scare you..."


Skynet's first Terminator steps off the assembly line...the T 15!


Most common reaction to K-Fed's recent (and probably only) CD release.


When the Flash is headlining you know you got problems!


"I aint got time to suck"


The Skittles commercial that never got to air.


It's either Hannibal "Big Hair" 1985 or his momma.


Police Academy 666: Welcome to Hell


Um...needs no caption


"How the F#!k did I get on a Def Leppard set?!"


Yeah we about $h!t ourselves too when we saw Catwoman.


"Cleveland sucks...CLEVELAND SUCKS!"

[Poogie]

    It's not a tuummmooorr.......                                                                                                                        

[Andrew]

The Bishop of Darkness blamed his mother's lisp for his confusion over "prism" vice "person."



"Which viking was supposed to be watching the chili?"



Another disappointed Hawaiian football fanatic.

[Poogie]

                                                                                                                                                                       I feel a draft..... 

[clockworkcanary]

"My moustache is bigger than yours!"


K-Fed reads his Stud manual shortly after completing his "a***oles for Dummies" manual.


All this giant monster wanted was a nice relaxing bubble bath.


If I live 'till 97, she'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven


Richard Simmon's version of utopia!


"That's the most severe case of Elephantidus I've ever seen!"


"Hey Maryanne, I've mixed up this new thing we should try; I'll call it, "Viagra!"


KISS tries to sneak through rural Ohio with a new disguises right after they ditched their make up.


Inspector Gadget examines his sample for the new drug testing procedure.

[Shadow]

"Uh...when you said that you'd show me your p***y...I kinda had something else in mind."


"And here we have the boot cupboard."

[Torgo]

Steven shows the world the full extent of his acting ability.

[peter johnson]

Clockwork:
Nice of you to use 2 from Robochic!!
peter johnson/denny gimp

[Joe the Destroyer]

If Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie had a child, and it craved baby flesh...



What it's like to watch Jaws: The Revenge caught in one picture.



"Ahh... That took the edge right off my 'roids! Thanks!"



"Now this, Billy, is for busting caps.  You follow me, boy?"

[clockworkcanary]

Molly says screw detention!


"Dude, your Halloween costume is total ass"


"Now for the ultimate torture...you're going to watch 'She's the Sheriff' until your brain melts!


Off to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters.


"Being the Dungeon Master is good"


Big Bird started letting himself go to Hell after he started hittin' the meth.

[Flangepart]

That....is awsome!
Oh yeah....gotta be a writer for MST3K...well, it that were possable...

[Ash]

"Dirty mouth?  Try Orbit Gum!"

[clockworkcanary]

"Yes grasshoppa, I will teach you Gopher Style™"


Early Marylin Manson footage before he came up with a gimmick.


"You might notice some hallucinatory effects after about 20 minutes"


"Now that we've mastered Physics we'll turn our attention to the other great mystery of life: women!"


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