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Started by clockworkcanary, January 22, 2007, 09:42:22 AM

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Ash

#15
January 26, 2007, 09:01:18 AM


"When will people stop saying that I look like Hilary Swank!?"

Texdar

#16
January 26, 2007, 09:33:33 AM


"Billy, how many times have I told you not bathe in my jello???"
I bent my wookie!

clockworkcanary

#17
January 26, 2007, 09:56:33 AM
Hehehe all these are great everyone.  Thanks for contributing.  Hope there's a lot more to come. 
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Shadow

#18
January 26, 2007, 10:35:25 PM
Quote from: clockworkcanary on January 26, 2007, 08:43:40 AM

10 Print "Lame ass 4-bit Coleco Vision Graphics"
20 Goto 10


Too funny! That caption really brings back memories of playing around with my Atari 1200 computer.
Shadow
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LilCerberus

#19
January 27, 2007, 01:28:20 AM

Of course, Lupita was happy with her new doll, but Santa was really hoping she wouldn't ask why Giacomo wanted one, too.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#20
January 27, 2007, 02:51:35 AM
I figured I'd let this one speak for it'self.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Fausto

#21
January 27, 2007, 06:48:51 PM


"Would you like to pet my p***y...cat?"
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Andrew

#22
January 27, 2007, 06:57:01 PM

Plans for the King Kong Fountain were scrapped over public safety concerns.



David Carradine models the Wii prototype.


I only do phone sex.  I don't think turning on my webcam would be a good idea.
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Doc Daneeka

#23
January 27, 2007, 07:00:10 PM Last Edit: January 27, 2007, 07:05:07 PM by Mr. Briggs Inc.
Sadly, the best ones I can think of are,



SUCK MAH BALLZ BIATCH!



A rejected attempt to add realism to the live-action looney-tunes movie

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Dennis

#24
January 27, 2007, 07:18:03 PM



Caption included in picture

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Fausto

#25
January 27, 2007, 07:18:22 PM


"If you thought the pics on my myspace page were hot, just wait till I take off the veil..."
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

That_Az_Guy

#26
January 27, 2007, 09:38:37 PM

"Will it blend?"


"I can't close my mouth!"


"15 tons and what do you get?"


Japan is set upon once more by the Soggy Banana-peel Monster


"Wow, that's a nice tooth I've got there, yup, real nice tooth."
People tell me that they can't watch b-movies because they're bad. I can't tell them how redundant that is.

Shadow

#27
January 27, 2007, 10:25:04 PM

George's new mail order bride finally arrived.


Unknown to most, before the trash can-dwelling Oscar the Grouch,
Sesame Street featured the unpopular Terry the Talking Turd,
Shadow
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Dr. Whom

#28
January 28, 2007, 11:24:09 AM


Things went bad for Elliot when he met ET's evil twin
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

SaintMort

#29
January 28, 2007, 01:33:47 PM
I"m mad at how many of these films I don't know what the pictures are from... becuase I want ot see them now! lol
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