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Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..

Started by Calle, April 08, 2002, 01:24:28 PM

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John Morgan

It Eats: A Supermodel Horror

Geraldo Rivera: There was Something in the Vault

It Melts: The Tammy Fay Baker Story

Rosanne: The Thong from Hell

Erik J

I want you to patent the name on that movie. Not only will it take forever for anyone to say it but the movie sounds like it would be damn good too. It should not take that long to come up with a script.

Erik J

Killer Cornstalks Who Hear Everything

Banana's Have Appeal Too

Thumbsuckers of Diaper Valley

Teenage Twot Mutants

The Killer Kali-Mari From Kansas

Calle

Haha, you sure have great imagination :)

I came up with another Christmas movie:

"Revenge of the Beard-less Santa Claus From Beyond".

Btw, it's quite funnt that there are actually "serious" movies with this sort of titles:

"The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom"

Yeah, that's a realy movie. Maybe you've seen it. It's a drama starring Oscar winner Holly Hunter :D

Pancho

As scary as it might sound me and a friend are writing a script right now for a movie called "Kung Fu Jesus vs Jewzilla".  I think it'll offend people just with it's title.

John Morgan

I saw a "Godzilla: King of the Monsters vs Jesus: King of the Jews" action playset up for sale on eBay a few months ago.  It had figures, buildings, tanks and everything.

Pancho

So that means i'll get sued for copyright infringment?  Damn it.

Chadzilla

The Hungry Pollops

Beastie Grrl

Lust of the Devil Dykes

The Sorority Slammer

Panty Raid!

Revolt of the Nature Trail

Day of the Flowers

Stingers

Pollen Count: The Allergen Terror

Mandible

Sills of Blood: The Defenestration Killer

Delta Force: Operation Osama

John Morgan

Poncho

I have a picture I "borrowed" from the auction because I thought it was so goofy.  I don't have a way to post it just now, but I'll try later.

It looks like someone made the playset from a bunch of parts as a joke.

Jay O'Connor


Pancho


John Morgan

Here is the picture as promised of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters vs Jesus: King of the Jews" action playset.

http://members.bww.com/acjmorgan/Godzillainfo/GodzillaJesus.JPG>

Flangepart

Need i say, someone is going to the infernal regions for this one?

Pancho

Who me?  At least we'll have fun there.........

Skaboi18

How about a little porno action?  I recently made up a new Country/Porno star at work...even made up quite a few porno films for him to star in.  Here's one.

Gurth Brooks in "Two Of A Kind, Workin' On A Full Mouth!"-Country Has Never Been This Big!  You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Choke!

A little over the top eh? lol