The Official Show Your Support for Menard Day

[Menard]

Menard, you made my wife say "WOW that felt good", so even though that has caused me a great psychological trauma, I gave you a karma for that.

Once at a shoot (photo shoot, wiseasses), I had the minister of the church and his girlfriend, with her daughter, in the session. After the session, which the girlfriend enjoyed very much (get your minds out of the gutter), she remarked that she had not had so much fun with a man before; I don't know why the minister avoided me after that.

Poor guy. He took that the wrong way.

[Zapranoth]

Perhaps the negative karma was given just on general principle (ie, Menard = Menard, therefore negative karma?)

=)

It wasn't me.  But it wouldn't break my heart if you shut the karma thingy off, Andrew.   We know what's cool around here.

[Dennis]

We once went camping with my brother-in-law's church group, each night after the children were asleep us adults would gather around a large fire, drink coffee or cocoa or something stronger and tell off-color jokes, nothing really dirty but most were about the world's oldest funny subject, and minister and his wife told some off the best ones.





This is in response to Menard's post about the photo session, not about Zapranoth's post about karma

[Ash]

I haven't given or received any karma in quite some time.

(why does that always sound perverted?)

[Menard]

I would like to thank (sniff) Zapranoth for teaching me to truly respect a vagina.

[Menard]

How could I possibly forget Ash? (sniff) The man who taught me how to never look at toilet paper the same way again (eerrrp).

[BeyondTheGrave]

Wow I was mentioned in Menard acceptance speech. I...feel....I feel.... Like I need to take a cold shower

[KYGOTC]

I would like to thank Rich Andrini for teaching me that regardless how old you get (snifferp), there is always room for animated women.

I would like to thank raj for teaching me that dogs (aah...ahhh) and rugs (choo) do go together.

I would like to thank RCMerchant (sniff) for teaching me that when the written word sometimes looks like gobbledegook, it's not always my fault.

I would like to thank Mr. Briggs Inc. (eeerrrpp) for teaching me that positive votes for WyreWizard are not a waste of....uh....are not a waste of....; oh hell, they are a waste.

I would like to thank KYGOTC (sniff) for.....uh....I'll get back to you.

Don't worry Menard. I know something you can . ....thank me for. 

(cue the porno music)

[Menard]

Don't worry Menard. I know something you can . ....thank me for. 

(cue the porno music)

Ewww....that just didn't sound right.

[Zapranoth]

You better pray, boy.  An' pray gooooooooood.

[Trevor]

Consider yourself applauded, Menard. 

Those "little pussies" that you refer to: aren't those the things that are hiding under Akiratubo's bed? 

[Menard]

Those "little pussies" that you refer to: aren't those the things that are hiding under Akiratubo's bed? 

Uh...after several attempts to reply, every attempt is highly inappropriate. Let's just say that one remark had to do with red heads and there were 17 other potential remarks for which I should have had my face slapped.

[Doc Daneeka]

I would like to thank Double Odinn7

When is the next chapter coming??

[Yaddo 42]

I miss the beginning of some of the good threads by reading and posting in the early morning hours. Then again I seem to be synced up timewise with some of the non-USA posters and fellow night owls like Ash. So it balances out.

I missed the beginning of Menard whoring for karma points, darn. Don't like the idea of people losing points for no good reason or for mere sport. Since karma is pretty much cause and effect as I understand the concept, I tend to regard the points that way here.   

I rarely give or take karma points, special circumstances are usually required, good or bad. Or if someone makes me really laugh, great sources of humor get karma points from me also.

I'm actually more surprised when my points increase rather than the times when they decline, I can usually have a good guess why when that happens.

So I'll just give Menard a point for the minister story, it amused me.

[trekgeezer]

Wow I was mentioned in Menard acceptance speech. I...feel....I feel.... Like I need to take a cold shower

Yeah, Rich I too would like to take a shower after Menard's remarks, a very long hot shower. Got any lye soap?