The Official Show Your Support for Menard Day

Poogie · February 25, 2007, 10:35:20 PM

Please excuse me for this,........but I just couldn't resist...

Dennis · February 26, 2007, 01:24:06 AM

Well, I hope you guys are happy, you got my wife involved in this whole avatar/***** thing again. Now I'm gonna have to listen to flaming ***** jokes again.

Menard · February 26, 2007, 09:49:58 AM

Quote from: DENNIS on February 26, 2007, 01:24:06 AM
Well, I hope you guys are happy, you got my wife involved in this whole avatar/***** thing again. Now I'm gonna have to listen to flaming ***** jokes again.

Happy I could help.

BTW, I didn't know those things could catch fire.

Poogie · February 26, 2007, 11:09:38 AM

Could be having a "Hot Flash".

Yaddo 42 · February 27, 2007, 02:46:42 AM

Maybe this smilie -

- is actually a she.

Or just assemble your own joke using the key words: "infected", "Paris Hilton", "fleet's in town", "kerosene" and "home remedy cure".

Poogie · February 27, 2007, 12:00:29 PM

Elvis even sang a song about this thing.."Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love"

Menard · February 27, 2007, 12:28:50 PM

Quote from: dean on February 24, 2007, 09:59:13 PM
Oh and I'm guessing we have to allude to Zap's avatar through a series of colorful, flowery metaphors and euphemisms from now on.

That reminds me; now that we can't fully use the word p***y (and my use of the English language is so crippled without it) we need to come up with a substitution word that we all recognize. Is there such a word?

Blossom?

Peeps?

Stranglepuppy? (just thought that sounded weird).

Remember, the new word must be multi-faceted so it can mean different things like the old one.

Ash · February 27, 2007, 12:35:33 PM

Funny you mention that Menard.
This morning on the Bob & Tom radio show, they were talking about this exact same thing.
Code words for body parts...

For example, they referred to the v****a as "fine china".

http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/index.htm

Poogie · February 27, 2007, 12:40:34 PM

"The Morning Glory"

Dennis · February 27, 2007, 09:10:59 PM

Oh God.......help me....

Menard · February 27, 2007, 09:40:58 PM

Andrew deserves all the credit for this one: lovecrack.

Yaddo 42 · February 28, 2007, 10:06:24 AM

Great Divide
hidden hug
pistil
root cellar
the do drop inn/dew drop inn
cubby hole
the mail slot (I would say "mail box" but "box" is already a well know euphemism)
the monkey with the hammer - a tribute to an old inside joke at work

I feel really dirty now, and I like it.

Edited to get my plant terms correct.

Ash · February 28, 2007, 10:45:43 AM

"Root Cellar".

Why does that sound both dirty & sexy at the same time?

raj · February 28, 2007, 01:26:52 PM

The cave
(so we guys can do some spelunking)

Menard · February 28, 2007, 01:38:53 PM

Quote from: raj on February 28, 2007, 01:26:52 PM
The cave
(so we guys can do some spelunking)

Well, that'll get your stalagmite to grow.