Side Order of Ninjas Reviews "Monster from a Prehistoric Planet"

[Andrew]

Good old "Gappa."  It appears that they used to grow turkeys large and aquatic on our planet (back when it was prehistoric).  A word to the wise when you find a monster that is small enough to capture:  look for tracks near the monster.  If you find bigger footprints than the beast you have captured, let it go and get the heck out of Dodge fast.

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