I like my ______ like I like my women:

[RCMerchant]

I like my like my japanese monsters like my women: Big and horny.
I like my Snickers like my turds: packed full of peanuts...and satisfying when eaten!(ARRRGH! PUKE REEETCH! Urhhh...spitspitspit...)

[Menard]

BTW Andrew, great idea for a thread; one which sinks to my level . Let's have more of these.


I like my turtles like I like my women: on their backs and kicking

[fortunato]

I like my mozerella sticks like I like my women:  hot and battered.

[Derf]

I like my roof like I like my women: low maintenance and water tight (sorry, leaky women - ew.)

I like my elevator farts like I like my women: silent but deadly (speaking of ew -- ew).

I like my national parks like I like my women: beautiful, clean, with a low price of admission.

I like my cameras like I like my women: easy to use and disposable.

Now, I'd better hope my wife doesn't see any of these.

[Poogie]

I like my 2 by 4's like I like my men; long and hard (as in bodies) What did you think?  

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Ilike my discussion threads like I like my women funny and irrelevant.

[Poogie]

 

[Andrew]

Katie has remarked that "Poogie is saucy."

I like my women like I like my golf balls:  small, white, and dimpled.

[Poogie]

 







I just hit 700 posts....I think that deserves a cookie.......uuuummm peanut butter. 

[Mofo Rising]

I like my cigarettes like I like my women: harsh and unfiltered.

I like my cigars like I like my women: rum-soaked and Cuban.

[Dennis]

I like my alien monstrosities like I like my women, scary looking and slimy.
I like my lasagna like I like my Poogie, hot and saucy.
I like my sasquatch like I like my women, tall with big feet.

About Poogie's 2x4 post, although I found it really funny, I detect the influence of Menard, so I just want to thank him for this, er, aahh, well, new side of her that I'm seeing for the first time.
I know he's always happy to help.

[Snivelly]

I realize that what I'm about to add might not be the best way to introduce myself, but heck, I'm not known for my self-control.

I like my men like I like my TV sets.....easy to turn on, big enough to fill the cabinet, and with an obvious mute button.

[JaseSF]

I like my favourite classic sci-fi/horror scream queens like I like my women, drop dead gorgeous, more intelligent than you expect and not afraid to scream like bloody hell.

[Menard]

Damn!

Judging from the replies, the girls got bigger balls than the boys.

Now you little boys step aside and I'll move this away from the tame thread you have tried to turn it into and back into the gutters where it belongs.


I like my shirts like I like my women: cuffed and pressed



I like my cars like I like my women: nice headlamps,  nice trunk, and always going down on me



I like my wind damaged trees like I like my women: bent over and rocking



I like my gardens like I like my women: dirty and ready to be plowed




Now try to keep up boys.

[Dennis]

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

I like my pants like I like my women, a tight fit with legs that go all the way up.

Golly, that was really quite enjoyable, I like being naughty, it feels so wonderful.