Menard has not left the building

Menard · May 05, 2007, 06:16:25 AM

With Clock's leave of absence and some of the nice things others have said about missing him (now come on, a few more could reply to his thread) it got me to wondering what 'nice' things could be said about me, should I have an absence from the board for an extended period of time.

Such kind sentiments as:

"Sweet Jesus! Now I can relax the profanity filter!"

"Been saving up for missing you; spent it somewhere else."

"It's kinda like saying 'I'll miss you' to a hemorrhoid."

Yep, that's right, let's pretend that I am leaving the board (get those smiles off your faces).

It's open season on Menard; so express your best....uh....sentiments.

Take your best shot.

And if anyone in any way feels obligated to add to my karma.....

....good

RCMerchant · May 05, 2007, 06:30:57 AM

"Hey everyone...Menards gone! Let's go sneak in his room and look at his dirty magazines!"

Trevor · May 05, 2007, 07:22:30 AM

I must confess, I like Dr Menard, even if he (a) doesn't appear to resemble Richard Johnson in a certain Italian movie and (b) even if he doesn't really want to show himself to his fellow BMovies.org brothers and sistahs.

I like him and his sense of humour ~ he should not leave the building at all, Andrew should rent him the BMovies.org penthouse. On a permanent basis.

Rock on, Doctor!

and a karma point plus a cookie for you.

Menard · May 05, 2007, 09:03:28 AM

Quote from: Trevor on May 05, 2007, 07:22:30 AM
...the BMovies.org penthouse.

I didn't know we had our own version of Penthouse. That rocks!!!

Raffine · May 05, 2007, 11:30:21 AM

"Who the hell is Mernard?"

Andrew · May 05, 2007, 11:33:02 AM

Finally, I can take a rest and not worry about any fights for a few days.

Quote from: Menard on May 05, 2007, 09:03:28 AM
I didn't know we had our own version of Penthouse. That rocks!!!

No, but I think that RogueCinema just started something along those lines. Next month, "Deep Inside Shadowfyre."

Menard · May 05, 2007, 11:48:24 AM

Quote from: Andrew on May 05, 2007, 11:33:02 AM
No, but I think that RogueCinema just started something along those lines. Next month, "Deep Inside Shadowfyre."

EWWWWWWWWW!!!

flackbait · May 05, 2007, 11:55:53 AM

"Now who's going to make fun of everybody and tell dirty jokes?"

JaseSF · May 05, 2007, 01:46:49 PM

"What can I say? I'll miss the crazy mother ."

Ash · May 05, 2007, 02:09:45 PM

I would do a little "happy dance" and sing...
"Ding dong Menard is gone, Menard is gone, Menard is gone..."

Just kidding!

Yaddo 42 · May 05, 2007, 03:57:41 PM

"Don't get too excited that he's gone. He's like the clap - he'll be back."

There's a freebie for ya, Menard.

Shadow · May 05, 2007, 11:08:08 PM

Who are we talking about again?

Menard · May 06, 2007, 08:52:58 AM

There are some good ones in here, but for some of you...well...my little niece hits harder than that.

Come on...hit harder...little girls

Doc Daneeka · May 06, 2007, 09:37:24 AM

Umm, I don't really see what the big deal is about Menard, it seems the only time he's dirty is when we're discussing his dirtiness.

Andrew · May 06, 2007, 10:22:46 AM

Oh, we are supposed to be roasting him?

"Menard may be gone, but his ego lives on."