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Started by StackAttack, May 04, 2007, 08:18:22 PM

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RCMerchant

#15
May 06, 2007, 10:33:10 AM
Quote from: Raffine on May 05, 2007, 08:46:07 PM
QuoteHey her sister Nicki went away from the public eye for the most part, maybe she will too after this.

Even now when I hear the phrase "The Hilton Sisters"  I think they're talking about Violet and Daisy rather than Paris and Nicki.

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#16
May 06, 2007, 10:21:06 PM
Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
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flackbait

#17
May 07, 2007, 02:37:56 PM
QuoteAlthough Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

DodgingGrunge

#18
May 07, 2007, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: flackbait on May 07, 2007, 02:37:56 PM
QuoteAlthough Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

Yes.  But in America, vehicular violations almost always go away if you simply throw enough money at the judge.  The Circuit Court system has no pretense of "equal justice" whatsoever.  In the past, Paris has just paid off the courts.  I want to say this is her 3rd offense, but I could be wrong.

Sometimes though, being a universally despised celebrity can backfire on you; the judge presiding over the most recent case decided to make an example of her.  Haha.
++josh;

Raffine

#19
May 07, 2007, 02:59:24 PM


Speaking of driving and conjoined twins (er, weren't we?) I saw a special the other day where the amazing Hensel Twins just got their driver's license (es).
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BlackAngel75

#20
May 08, 2007, 01:50:09 AM
Quote from: DodgingGrunge on May 07, 2007, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: flackbait on May 07, 2007, 02:37:56 PM
QuoteAlthough Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

Yes.  But in America, vehicular violations almost always go away if you simply throw enough money at the judge.  The Circuit Court system has no pretense of "equal justice" whatsoever.  In the past, Paris has just paid off the courts.  I want to say this is her 3rd offense, but I could be wrong.

Sometimes though, being a universally despised celebrity can backfire on you; the judge presiding over the most recent case decided to make an example of her.  Haha.

Well I personally want to thank the judge who had that case on his/her docket and not backing down.  I just wish that Paris had at least a year in jail.  Hopefully, though, this experience will give her a swift kick up her ass.  And be famous for better things other than having the last name of Hilton and having a dude shooting up her dook.
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Ash

#21
May 08, 2007, 02:18:43 AM Last Edit: May 08, 2007, 02:31:04 AM by Ash
Damn!
You guys are harsh!

I think the judge gave her the right sentence.
Just like you & I, she isn't above the law.

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But personally, I think Paris is smokin' hot.
Please don't 'boo' me for saying that...but I think she is.
And I don't usually go for blondes.

That Hardees/Carl's' Jr. ad was great!   :thumbup:

WATCH IT NOW

Sure, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
But I'd still hit it.   :wink:



(and yes...I've seen 1 Night in Paris)  

DodgingGrunge

#22
May 08, 2007, 03:02:50 AM
Quote from: Ash on May 08, 2007, 02:18:43 AM
But personally, I think Paris is smokin' hot.
...
Sure, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
But I'd still hit it.   :wink:

I won't boo you, but I'll pity you.  I'd sooner entrust my manhood to Marilyn Chambers in Rabid, teeth and all!!

++josh;

Jack

#23
May 08, 2007, 07:53:49 AM
If I had a revoked license and about a trillion dollars, I'd probably hire a limo to drive me around.  Of course, I have the ability to think...
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AnubisVonMojo

#24
May 08, 2007, 01:34:17 PM
Yeah, I'd hit that too... in a way completely different from what Ash is saying. I don't condone the hitting of women any more than I do the hitting of children or animals, but my fiancee and her mother both say I get a free pass if I ever see Paris Hilton in public, so I'm in the clear as far as that goes!  :teddyr:

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#25
May 08, 2007, 02:36:28 PM
Paris Hilton in jail? Oh, there are so many people to thank....God, of course, and Satan  :hot:

(while I'm sure both heard my constant prayers to have this b***h put on ice, it seems one of them has actually granted my request).
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BlackAngel75

#26
May 09, 2007, 12:30:07 AM
Quote from: Ash on May 08, 2007, 02:18:43 AM
Damn!
You guys are harsh!

I think the judge gave her the right sentence.
Just like you & I, she isn't above the law.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

But personally, I think Paris is smokin' hot.
Please don't 'boo' me for saying that...but I think she is.
And I don't usually go for blondes.

That Hardees/Carl's' Jr. ad was great!   :thumbup:

WATCH IT NOW

Sure, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
But I'd still hit it.   :wink:



(and yes...I've seen 1 Night in Paris)  


Well, to each his own I guess, but there's a thing about chicken dinners and fillet mignon.  And Paris is less of a chicken dinner.  If I had the unfortunate task to do her, I'd probably get stabbed by her tail bone.
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mrgb46

#27
June 07, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
What I don't understand is why we or the media spends so much time reporting on this spoiled/talentless airhead! SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!! Do a porno,attend parties and all of a sudden,people want you to make a cd or do a movie..how easy is it to be a celebrity these days??? I could care less about her or Nicole Richie or Donald Trump..could name more,but don't want to run out of space...Give us actors or music groups or artists that we have never heard of instead of this!!!!! :hatred:

raj

#28
June 07, 2007, 02:38:20 PM
Great, now she's out and in home confinement because of a "medical condition"

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning."

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-medical-condition-mental-not-physical/


Great, now I can go on that murderous rampage/bank robberies, and if they dare put me in jail I'll just claim "nervous breakdown"

I almost hope that some palms were greased, that would at least be understandable.

BlackAngel75

#29
June 08, 2007, 01:59:18 AM
I'll be right behind you, raj with shotgun in hand
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