Worst Music Videos

[Susan]

Let's have a countdown, shall we?

5. Those sweeds and their cheerleading outer space videos
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

4. Leonard Nemoy's "Bilbo Baggins" should have been considered for the main theme song for "Lord of the Rings"
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

3. I'm still not sure wtf this is
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw

2. This is actually a spoof from a book i bought my brother last year about Molvania (if you like this kind of humor check it out - totally fictional country)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIq_tUwRxo

1. The dutch really know how to have fun - live performance in a stadium. MUST SEE
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKkUTn1Wuc

And this one i'm throwing in for fun
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVDOpbJF8IU


Disclaimer:
Viewing these videos are totally optional, the poster is not liable for any mental suffering that might result.

[RCMerchant]

 ughhh.......I got to number 3.....Sweet Jeebus.....mebbe you should post a  stronger disclaimer...like...

                                                    

[RCMerchant]

 I Take that back! The last one reddemed my soul and faith in....something!!!  

[Susan]

maybe if we all have a b-movie party we can book them

apparently a few people have gone to town with that footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-COGNOY3Nic

[zombie no.one]

Megadeth - 'Hangar 18'

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fLqdFnbHAlw

roswell, area 51, alien autopsies, government cover-ups, and long hair...in the 80's.

brilliantly misjudged.

[Zapranoth]

Had to stop and have a walkabout after #3.   Jan Terry Baby Blues, huh?    The vocals remind me a bit of Sister Ugly and the Underwear-Less Girls, but the guitar playing much better.


6.    Those Germans know how to make a bad video.  And a bad song, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfujC8NThXQ

5.    Butt.  "From A Distance."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KLI1IHfuZk

4.   This one is very bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVCaMuDs4A


3.   Elektronik Supersonik.   Zlad is a genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIq_tUwRxo

2.  Warning!  Extremely painful!   The song is called "Move Your Ass."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzQnQxa018Y

1.   Still wiping blood out of my eyes and ears from this cover of "Final Countdown."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

[Zapranoth]

Three more, just for fun.    I did more looking around, and was delighted to find videos from "Urgh!  A Music War," which, frustratingly, is not on DVD as of yet.   I consider these videos to be awesomely bad -- bad, the way we talk about movies, here.

If you only watch one of these, watch the Klaus Nomi at the end.

-   The Cramps, "Tear It Up."  Love the pants.    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ4QLFl01g

-   Devo!   "Uncontrollable Urge"    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BmxN3E548I

-    "Total Eclipse," by Klaus Nomi.   Love the boots.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa1D3bAniXQ

[Susan]

zap - #6? ROFL, was that filmed in a hotel "I love the vay you talk"

#5 looks like something i'd see on public access tv in Austin
#4 i saw last night but thought it hurt too much to post on my thread (same sisters)
#3  this was #2 on my list
#2 ughhh
#1 holy s**te


I don't get THE CRAMPS - trying to be punk with a 50's sound? ick
no no on...devo rocks! Here's one of my favorite songs
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MxuDk7wqo


...the video kinda scares me tho

[Raffine]

This is turning into the bastard cousin of that "The Words Get Stuck in My Throat" thread.

Ugh!

Mrs. Miller "sings" It's Magic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGYTrXDF2DU

I have her 'Greatest Hits' CD! 

[Susan]

ok, that's a comedy act....right?

oh and this is for real....someone needs to copy these songs in entirety to the net somewhere

http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html

if you can find it...you gotta hear Back in Black

[Raffine]

Supposedly Mrs. Miller was totally serious about her singing. She was a big hit in the 60s. Nobody seems to know if she was 'in' on the whole comedy thing or not.

EDIT: Link to 'Mrs. Miller's World:
http://www.mrsmillersworld.com/
The "spam-free" forum is chock-full of porn spam! Or maybe the folks who post there are just really twisted. 

Seeing 'WING' in that link makes me think we're in for some Asian-licious warbling!

When I saw WING on South Park a few years ago I figured it was just some strange character they'd invented to mock that William Hung guy.

Little did I know...

YouTube used to have some clips from a live WING performance.

[Zapranoth]

I remember Mrs Miller being prominently featured in Dr. Demento's 60 Second Audio Torture Chamber.

She did a wonderfully bad rendition of "Downtown."   You know... "When you're alone, and life is making you lonely, you can ALWAYS GO..."

Let's see...  here's an audio link.  Listen, if you can!

http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/Audio/Miller_Downtown.mp3

And yes, I think the Cramps are easily one of the most unappealing bands of any I've seen.  Those physics-defying pants are an 80's legend.  (Kind of like Baba Yaga is a Slavic legend.)   Klaus, though... Klaus was a real, truly original freak.

Thanks for the Devo link, Susan.     That is one of my favorite Devo songs, too.  They really were far ahead of their time...

[Zapranoth]

ok, that's a comedy act....right?

oh and this is for real....someone needs to copy these songs in entirety to the net somewhere

http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html

if you can find it...you gotta hear Back in Black

Dear... God!    I listened to a snippet of Hell's Bells on that page..

Velly pain.  It make me velly pain.

[RCMerchant]

  Personally...the Cramps are one of my very favorite bands! I got BAD MUSIC for BAD PEOPLE,LIVE at the PEPPERMINT LOUNGE,and LIVE at the NAPA VALLY MENTAL HOSPITAL! A matter of taste...(or some would say,lack of...!)

  oh...by the way...THIS is BAD.....   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC0cKqHFOs

[Zapranoth]

I said unappealing.... but, as you know all too well, unappealing does not exclude entertaining.  =)  Sometimes quite the opposite.