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Started by Ash, June 13, 2007, 05:30:34 PM

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Ash

June 13, 2007, 05:30:34 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2007, 05:30:19 AM by Ash
I read this the other day and thought I'd share it with you.
It seems a woman was arrested recently for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse in Marshalltown, Iowa.



Click on the link below to read the article.
Be sure to check out the woman's name.   :teddyr:



http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/7942082.html

Hilarious!   :thumbup:
I like how they threw a random shot of a roll of TP in with the article.   :bouncegiggle:

DodgingGrunge

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June 13, 2007, 06:28:15 PM Last Edit: June 13, 2007, 06:45:34 PM by DodgingGrunge
Something tells me the fine folks at KCRG have been duped.  This story is certainly ludicrous enough without the accused woman's name being Suzanne Butts.  :lookingup:

EDIT>>

OK, I give up.  Here's a video and a more complete article.  She does look like someone that would steal toilet paper...
++josh;

RCMerchant

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June 13, 2007, 06:33:30 PM Last Edit: June 13, 2007, 06:37:49 PM by RCMerchant
 Her name was Butts.  :bouncegiggle: Mebbe she needed TP for her bunghole.

Quote from: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 06:28:15 PM
Something tells me the fine folks at KCRG have been duped.  This story is certainly ludicrous enough without the accused woman's name being Suzanne Butts.  :lookingup:

Mebbe they just didn't get the full poop!  :bouncegiggle:
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DodgingGrunge

#3
June 13, 2007, 06:53:12 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 06:33:30 PM
Mebbe they just didn't get the full poop!  :bouncegiggle:

RC, your sh!tty puns are so immanure.  This is America!  It is her constipational right to doo process.  Surely the theft was accidental as she fully intended to drop the load before leaving the lavatory.
++josh;

raj

#4
June 13, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
I can't handle these puns.  They're going in the tank and need to be flushed away.  This whole thread needs to be wiped.

DodgingGrunge

#5
June 13, 2007, 08:50:40 PM
Quote from: raj on June 13, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
I can't handle these puns.  They're going in the tank and need to be flushed away.  This whole thread needs to be wiped.

Yeah, really, what ashhole started this?
++josh;

Ash

#6
June 13, 2007, 09:43:11 PM Last Edit: June 14, 2007, 05:45:53 AM by Ash
Ha!
That video was great!   :thumbup:

One thing I want to know is, why is the Iowa state flag flying upside down?



T-Rex Television

#7
June 13, 2007, 11:56:08 PM
It was upside down day....?
"Be still my dog of war, I understand your pain. We have all lost someone we love..."

Scott

#8
June 14, 2007, 05:38:08 AM
If it was in the county building then it probably wasn't worth crap, butt then again I could be wrong. County and state buildings usually use an economy brand toilet paper that disintergrates before it leaves your hand. All part of a cleaner enviroment I suppose.

It still amazing me how many times I look at the who's online section of the forum and find someone looking at one of Ash's Toilet Paper topics.

Ash

#9
June 14, 2007, 05:46:19 AM
I watched the video again and the flag isn't upside down. 
It was shown from the backside.

:bouncegiggle:

Scott

#10
June 14, 2007, 06:17:55 PM Last Edit: June 15, 2007, 02:45:05 PM by Scott
Actually this has always been a very poopular topic on the forum. At first I thought this should be an annual event, but by it's very nature it must be a daily thing.

raj

#11
June 15, 2007, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: Scott on June 14, 2007, 06:17:55 PM
Actually this has always been a very poopular topic on the forum. At first I thought this should be an anual event, but by it's very nature it must be a daily thing.

Just trying to keep things regular

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Torgo

#12
June 15, 2007, 02:48:39 PM
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

Scott

#13
June 16, 2007, 08:41:09 PM
It's official.........This solves the controversial question of "over or under" that started Ashthecats Toilet Paper post a couple years ago.

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3GLEjaBQU3I&mode=related&search=  

Ash

#14
June 17, 2007, 05:23:14 AM Last Edit: June 17, 2007, 06:24:26 PM by Ash
Of course, there are times when no amount of toilet paper in the world can save you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyAkwtYY7c

(I kinda feel sorry for her)
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