The scariest picture ever.....................

[Trevor]

  A heads up to all my friends: this is what I look like now. 

That pic of me that used to be here was taken almost 18 years ago: this is me two weeks ago at a gala event.

Yes, me in my forty year old tux, with my smart shirt, tie, shoes and patch and pee stained underpants. 

Why am I looking down? I don't know, you tell me. 

[RCMerchant]

I'm trying to decide if you look like an adult  Sherman from the Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show...

    .....but thought.."nah..more like..."

  ... Dr. Herbert West!!!!(who is,indeed,a scary guy!

[DodgingGrunge]

Okay, so if not Jeffrey Combs, then perhaps Martin Freeman from the BBC Office!



Mucho studly Trevor! 

[Yaddo 42]

You're looking down because you have a creature like Quato from Total Recall living in your mid-section. Right? AFAIK you've only posted head shots on here, now we know why.

Yaddo, who hides his awful looks behind a decades old cartoon mouse.

[Mr_Vindictive]

I've gotta say that the other members hit it on the head.  You do look much like what Jeffery Combs and Martin Freeman's child would look like.

I haven't come up with a witty reason why you are looking down yet.  I'll keep thinking.   

[Andrew]

Why are you looking at your tie?

[DodgingGrunge]

Why am I looking down? I don't know, you tell me. 

Oh yeah, forgot to address this.  Wasn't that picture taken at B-Fest as Gary Coleman asked for your autograph?

[Yaddo 42]

Maybe he stepped on Tom Cruise while Cruise was explaining that Scientology made him the giant among men that he really is.

Maybe he's trying to figure out how fast he'd have to run to fly a chair like a kite. Sorry obscure Mitch Hedburg joke.

[Trevor]

   

I am actually looking down at my "cue cards" (really a stolen Southern Sun Hotel pad with scribbled notes on it) as I was introducing our pioneer filmmakers to honour them. On my left is probably one of the most gorgeous ladies that I have ever met. If she wasn't a CEO of a company, she could quite easily be a model. 

RC: Dr Herbert West? Right on! 

Dodging: Martin Freeman, OK: but he is better looking than me.  It is my dream to fly out to the US to come see a BFest and especially to hopefully meet all of you at the Director's Cut of "Manos: The Hands Of Fate"  or maybe the 5 and a half hour DC of "Heaven's Gate", 

Yaddo: Oh, no, Quato? Why did you have to give away my secret?  Just btw, I am the same height as Tom Cruise, not as rich though.

Skaboi: I am looking down at my shoes pretending that they are more expensive than they were actually. The price was slashed by more than half! 

Andrew: That tie was even cheaper than the shoes or the undies. 

[Jack]

 

On my left is probably one of the most gorgeous ladies that I have ever met. If she wasn't a CEO of a company, she could quite easily be a model. 

I'm sure no one would mind if you posted a few pictures of her 

[Andrew]

Andrew: That tie was even cheaper than the shoes or the undies. 

So long as the tie is not also urine-stained, as you have indicated about the underwear.

[Dennis]

Trevor my friend, you look like my brother-in-law, except you have more hair. You are welcome in my house anytime.

[Trevor]

 

Thanks, Dennis: if you and Poogie are ever around this way, the invite is the same to you as well (and to all BM.org friends, including Menard, of course). 

There is another picture in circulation of me taken at the same event where one of the honourees is receiving his award. I have a genuine smile on my face (something unfortunately rare these days) but whoever cropped the picture made my head look like Jack Nance's from Eraserhead.