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Look out for LOCKOUT!

Started by indianasmith, June 28, 2007, 09:26:51 AM

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indianasmith

Let me say from the start that I rarely get independent films.  IFC is the only movie channel on my satellite package, and I find maybe one out of ten of their  movies palatable.  So when I saw a little indie horror film called LOCKOUT, I decided to give it  a go.
  This movie stunk to the highest heavens.  The plot was incomprehensible, the acting lame, the gore fake, and the women not that pretty.  The haunted house they moved into wasn't even scary.  I mean, when the biggest shiver of the whole movie comes from an infected spider bite on a guy's finger, there is a problem.  The storyline was one of those "How much of this really happened and how much was just a dream?" kind of plots, with all kinds of subplots that were never explained.  I'm gonna rewatch THE RING next time instead of renting an indie horror film.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

daveblackeye15

Quotethe gore fake

You mean you like movies with real gore?

Disgusting AND hard core must be your middle names.
Now it's time to sing the nation anthem IN AMERICA!!!

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daveblackeye15

Oops, thought you were Menard. I was just teasing you with my last comment.

But I do appreciate the warnings on lame indies, rather lame stuff in general.
Now it's time to sing the nation anthem IN AMERICA!!!

Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (episode 12)