Wierdest Things you've learned from a bad movie

[Goji_girl]

My list:

Giant Sharks make good drums - Gamera vs. Zigra
Dinosaur eggs are purple - The Mighty Gorga
A ship will blow up after a giant gorilla punches a hole in the bottom - A*P*E
Green goob will kill a person right away - Reptilicus
Electric eels will shock you if you put your fingers in their tank - Reptilicus

[Dennis]

Any large building will explode and then burst into flames if kicked hard enough

[RCMerchant]

 A corpse can be rotting in a grave for years...but when brought to life...it's eyeballs are in perfect condition-RETURN of the LIVING DEAD

[Allhallowsday]

That real pretty girl without a date...?  She'll die. 

[CheezeFlixz]

The girl with the largest chest will be topless at some point.

Women always scream with the back of their hand covering their mouth.

When running from a monster, you will fall down.

[Raffine]

The Japanese can rebuild their major cities very quickly.

Gorillas are blood-thirsty killers that lust after white women.

It's perfectly safe to fire guns and even set off explosions inside a spaceship.

You can smoke inside a space ship, too.

Severed limbs are very rubbery and will bounce.

German Shepherd dogs hate monsters.

Evil aliens are always scary looking.

Nice aliens are cute and usually glow.

[zombie no.one]

Electric eels will shock you if you put your fingers in their tank - Reptilicus

is that weird...or totally predictable. 

my choice would be...if the window to an airplane smashes mid-flight, only someone who is integral to the film/plotline up to that point will get sucked out.

[CheezeFlixz]

Well I knew this but I didn't think of it ... I'm setting here watching "Journey to the Center of the Earth" you know the old one with Pat Boone.

Anyway - Skeletons remain completely attached together even after total decomposition.

Professor: He's been dead a long time, he's nothing but bones.
Token Babe: LOOK! (at the skeleton) he pointing at something.
Professor: By God he is ...

and there is was the hand in the air all the bones attached together, pointing.


Oh and a ancient city not seen in 1000's of years, is destroyed as soon as soon one sees it. Every time without fail.

[peter johnson]

Yes, that is correct and true:
ALL ancient civilizations, especially the ruins of ancient civilizations, will be eradicated very soon after discovery by the film's protagonists:
Citations:  Too numerous to mention, so it must be true, but "Mysterious Island" can stand in for them all.
Can't beat some from Andrew's Official Badmovies T-shirt:
Fruit bats are, strangely enough, carnivorous
Sweat-soaked shirts make excellent torches
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Some others:
Bronson Canyon is the single-most monster-infected, bad-guy intensive place on Earth.  Do not, under any circumstances, go there.
Solid rock can easily catch fire. (See any burning castle movie, also
                                   "Prehistoric Women", etc.)
If you are good, you may be shot numerous times with a variety of weapons and sustain some owies.  If you are bad, and it is your time to go, a simple pin-prick or fall from a short height, or even a pulled punch, can kill you or worse.
Cars burst into flames all the time.  Even after very mild accidents or crashes.
Always pull an arrow or knife out of your chest or leg.  No gushing bleeding will ensue.  Trust me.  It's all okay . . .
Monsters who have demonstrated a prior ability to crash through rock walls  can be held at bay with tree branches or thin wooden doors if you are cute enough and are making a heroic-enough effort to escape.
peter johnson/denny crane

[ghouck]

When you need a fix, you can shoot up bug powder, and can avoid running out of bug powder by cutting it with baby laxative, which works just as well for killing bugs anyways. . . . Naked Lunch

[Joe the Destroyer]

Corpses that have been dead for hundreds of years can move without any problems when they rise from the dead (Zombi 2).

Werewolves can devour an entire man in less than a minute (Dog Soldiers).

Creatures that hunger human flesh love intestines especially.

Women are easy to knock out.

Radiation is the cause of all maladies.

A person that is stabbed in the gut will die in less than five minutes,

Psycho killers have represed sexuality,

Giant monsters always attack Japan. ALWAYS,

One of the only things that can stop giant monsters is a fruity looking robot,

Nature stock footage is bad fluff,

No one is disturbed by the violent death of their friend for long, and sometimes not even at all,

People that say "there is a rational explanation for this" don't know what there talking about,

Acting ability drops when someone is under mind control,

Music never gives away what's about to happen.  Never.

[DodgingGrunge]

When running from a monster, you will fall down.

And if you don't fall down, the monster will magically appear in front of you.  Best to just stand your ground and light something on fire.

When reciting demonic incantation rites in a dead language, pronunciation isn't all that important.

All demonic incantation rites are in a dead language.

No space alien is quite as weird as a regular ol' starfish.

[Jack]

Anyway - Skeletons remain completely attached together even after total decomposition.

Another one is that you can take a corpse and stash it away behind a wall of a house, and not only will the skeleton remain completely intact, but the residents of the house will never smell the decomposing corpse!  One time I killed a mole in the back yard and tossed him in the garbage.  A few days later, getting within a couple feet of that garbage can would make you gag.  I can only imagine what a whole human corpse would be like.

A monster can punch you hard enough to literally send you flying 50 feet through the air, and it will only temporarily stun you (if you're a main character).

A fully automatic assault rifle has about a 20% accuracy rate out to distances of 10 yards, and this quickly drops off to 0% beyond that range.

[CheezeFlixz]

A fully automatic assault rifle has about a 20% accuracy rate out to distances of 10 yards, and this quickly drops off to 0% beyond that range.

On that note ... while a modern weapon nearly always misses, a musket or pistol can kill a man in riding away on horse back at full speed, through the woods with a single shot at great distances, fired from a unsupported standing position.

[Shadow]

Whenever you find an odd substance bubbling up from the ground, by all means taste it.