One sentence story, "The Attack of Broadzilla"

[flackbait]

furthered the laughable plot by eating every hot dog in the competition becoming new world champion and...

[Mr. DS]

unfortunately those hot dogs had to end up in Godzilla's massive colon which until this point had been plagued with gigantic hemorrhoids and before you know it something peaked which brought fear to the villagers and that would be...

[Andrew]

...two hundred feet of enraged, radioactive tapeworm that crashed through the streets as it was released from its ages-old prison inside of the mighty lizard and began to crawl towards the meat packing plant where a schoolbus full of children were being given a tour of the slaughter rooms and processing areas by a teacher they all referred to (behind his back) as "Mr. Toad" and it was that very same teacher who looked up and saw the tapeworm as it loomed over the plant, causing him to scream out, "My word, it's time for action" as he began to unbutton his shirt and then...

[raj]

an Alien baby burst through his stomach and immediately devoured the tapeworm then became a fifty foot tall Alien and then turned toward the children, with his mouth opening wide. . .

[flackbait]

And started to morph into micheal jackson, but Captain...

[Mr. DS]

Ahab's ghost came up from nearby murky waters to confront Michael Jackson mainly because his lust for hunting giant pale scary looking things didn't die with his mortal body which led to the giant Michael Jackson to moonwalk for 50 miles until he crashed into a...

[RCMerchant]

 ....alive volcano,which covered him in molten magma,turning him into a Jack Kirby type  lava monster ,spitting fire and babbling comic book type lines like "I AM MAGMOO!     Bow puny humans,fear me,for I have a no mercy,almighty  power,and endless lust for the distruction of your worthless species!" as it plows it's way toward-

[raj]

Tokyo, but Mothra and Frankenstein's monster happened by and they defeated Magmoo and threw it . . .

[flackbait]

Into the giant fire pits at Gibraltar everyone rejoiced but suddenly...

[Fausto]

...Ilsa the wicked warden appeared, and used her satanic d-cups of evil to torture and enslave humanity, forcing all of earth's virginal females to appear in a pornographic video with Glenn Quagmire, when all of a sudden...

[Mr. DS]

The Evil Monkey that lives in Chris Griffin's closet arrives and with one menacing point of the finger makes Quagmire shudden in fear but meanwhile over in a better part of Rhode Island...

[Andrew]

...a cadre of screaming nuns charged Ilsa, intent on stopping the unstoppable Nazi female and the Mother Superior drew her sword and attacked the warden, screaming out war cries like "Pleasure is sin" (the nuns are Roman Catholic) and "If pleasure is a sin, I don't even know what to say about the things that you do, Ilsa" but Ilsa merely shrugged and met the Mother Superior's charge with her riding crop, telling the nun "Ze girls vrill be girls" and the Mother Superior struck a might blow against Ilsa, casting her off the glorious State of Rhode Island and into the Atlantic Ocean and causing all the nuns to dance with joy in the streets of Providence, much to the detriment of fruit cart vendors and...

[Dennis]

the Catholic school girls and their mothers who were horrified to discover that the nuns could actually dance, so they formed a political action committee, wrote their congressmen and senators and generally raised such a fuss that the president had to step in and he ordered the...

[Mr. DS]

#5 combo meal at Burger King because one shouldn't make global decisions on an empty stomach but quickly he realized what he was eating was not exactly french fries, rather they were a huge heaping greasy pile of...

[indianasmith]

Gakh worms from the Klingon homeworld, but  before he could finish them the giant, mutated Tokay Gecko Sneferu showed up and began devouring them - but before he could wipe his mouth the ground began shaking and . . .