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Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007

Started by Andrew, July 11, 2007, 10:35:28 AM

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Andrew


"The 1950's 'Shazam!' serial featured both Captain Marvel and his wife, Mrs. Captain Marvel.  She was later dropped from the plotline and replaced with a money in spandex."
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Jordan

"Damn it, either we're going to win that Halloween costume contest this year, or my name isn't Dudley Manlove!"
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The Vault Master
Caretaker of The B-Movie Film Vault
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BlackAngel75

I see the way you're looking at her in that trashy tank top and knee high skirt.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

indianasmith

"You know, Ed, I like to wear women's knickers too!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

CheezeFlixz

Capt Marvel: Well, Mrs Captain Marvel it would seem the little blue pill is working, what say we go do a little ... you know ... SHAZAM!!

Mrs Capt Marvel: Oh, yes dear. But remember it last longer than 4 hours we MUST call a doctor.

Jack

Guy:  "They'll never notice me walking out of the record store with these albums stuffed in my shirt."
Gal:  "Yeah, you're a brilliant one honey."
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

The Burgomaster

Gal:  "His breasts are bigger than mine.  Damn him!"
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

DodgingGrunge

Sure... I love it.  Pink is precisely what I had in mind for our death ray, Honey Bunches.  *sigh*
++josh;

RCMerchant

 " I wonder what she would think if she knew I was wearing her panties right now...? And how thy  feel so soft and silky...nice and snug in my a$$-crack..."

  Uh...Dudley...your thinking outloud again."
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Snivelly

Mrs. Marvel :  "The pool boy fills out his spandex so much better than you, Stanley."

Mr. Marvel : "You know, I was just thinking the same thing...."
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't the sport for you.

JPickettIII



"How strange, I see a shaft of light when I look at his ear.  My mom was right, "He is an air head!"
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\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///

ulthar

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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Mr. DS

Mr. Marvel:  If I could just tell The Ruler how I really feel about him I could be in his arms now...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Ash

             "Please don't kill me!  Shoot her instead!"

Susan

Quote from: Andrew on July 11, 2007, 10:35:28 AM


What Jack didn't know was minutes before he slipped on his body suit Martha, who had enough of his criticizing her cooking, brushed the entire inside area of the crotch with superglue