Doh! 180 Foot Homer Upsets Local Pagans...

CheezeFlixz · July 17, 2007, 07:24:55 PM

A 180-foot-tall drawing of Homer Simpson has appeared on a hill in the English countryside, right next to the famed Cerne Abbas Giant, a well-known British landmark.
The Cerne Abbas Giant, a chalk outline of an aroused, club-wielding man dating to at least the 17th century, is a revered symbol of fertility among pagans. It is Britain's largest chalk drawing, carved into the natural chalk rock beneath the turf.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=3385413&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Mmmmm donut ....

indianasmith · July 17, 2007, 08:54:00 PM

Homer looks like he's about to play some obscene version of Horseshoes . . . .

Are you sure this is real? The Homer image looks superimposed.

CheezeFlixz · July 17, 2007, 09:03:48 PM

They made it with chalk like they use to make game fields, which is why it's so white and done so quickly. 21st century crop circles.

Here the link to the story out of jolly ol England.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,30000-1275554,.html

RCMerchant · July 17, 2007, 09:58:56 PM

Pagan's have no sense of humor. Stupid Pagans! DOH!

Torgo · July 17, 2007, 10:07:30 PM

That's too funny.

DodgingGrunge · July 18, 2007, 06:33:19 AM

I don't know that Homer is actually out of line with Pagan ideology. His donut is strangely reminiscent of the Baal, the sun god.

akiratubo · July 18, 2007, 07:22:30 AM

That club wielding dude sure is horny.

Newt · July 22, 2007, 08:21:04 AM

Perhaps they object to Homer's attire. You show me yours and all that.

Andrew · July 22, 2007, 09:38:31 AM

Quote from: Newt on July 22, 2007, 08:21:04 AM
Perhaps they object to Homer's attire. You show me yours and all that.

For some reason, knowing the mythos around Homer, I have doubts that "revealing" him would require much more chalk.

Yaddo 42 · July 25, 2007, 01:40:05 AM

Strangely enough the one pagan I know IRL reminds me of Homer Simpson. And he sounds like Napoleon Dynamite when he talks.

What are they complaining about, best publicity they've gotten in a while. What happened to "Do what thou please,"?

Besides Homer is in worse shape than Pagan Aroused guy, yet Homer has small nip-nips. Back to the gym for you, do some pec work, pagan.

There's got to be a Dragnet the movie joke in here somewhere.

Ash · July 25, 2007, 01:57:53 AM

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 25, 2007, 01:40:05 AM
There's got to be a Dragnet the movie joke in here somewhere.

"Don't forget your goat leggings!"

CheezeFlixz · August 14, 2007, 09:55:51 PM

Man I saw this little gif file and had to pass it on ....

flackbait · August 14, 2007, 11:28:40 PM

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 14, 2007, 09:55:51 PM
Man I saw this little gif file and had to pass it on ....

FUNNY!!

indianasmith · August 15, 2007, 07:15:30 AM

HA!!!!!!! My original comment comes to life!