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Started by Susan, July 16, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

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Susan

July 16, 2007, 10:02:33 PM Last Edit: July 16, 2007, 10:06:46 PM by Susan



Free healthcare now available in Guatamala!

ghouck

#1
July 16, 2007, 10:26:10 PM
Whoaa, maybe this bong works a little TOO good. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

DodgingGrunge

#2
July 16, 2007, 10:35:09 PM
Inspired by The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, the tooth fairy begins to secretly experiment with anesthesia.
++josh;

Joe the Destroyer

#3
July 16, 2007, 10:41:06 PM
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

indianasmith

#4
July 16, 2007, 11:44:19 PM
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper . . . . ONLY NASTY!!!!!!!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

BlackAngel75

#5
July 17, 2007, 12:31:07 AM
(pump,pump,pump) C'mon, man breathe!!!  Breathe!!! What did I tell you about picking a fight with Rosie O'Donnell (pump,pump,pump)
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

BlackAngel75

#6
July 17, 2007, 12:33:20 AM
Watching a Uwe Boll movie always left Tony flat
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Mr. DS

#7
July 17, 2007, 05:43:22 AM Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 09:05:55 AM by The DarkSider
The good doctor felt a horrible sensation rush through his body when he realized he was using the colonoscopy tube.
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Texdar

#8
July 17, 2007, 10:04:08 AM
John couldn't believe he only had to pay $5 for his new inflatable friend.
I bent my wookie!

indianasmith

#9
July 17, 2007, 12:03:54 PM
Quote from: Texdar on July 17, 2007, 10:04:08 AM
John couldn't believe he only had to pay $5 for his new inflatable friend.


That's a good un, as we say here in Texas!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

The Burgomaster

#10
July 17, 2007, 04:10:32 PM
"Why the hell isn't this enema working?"
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Yaddo 42

#11
July 17, 2007, 06:52:45 PM
The pilot for Dr. Tarzan: Jungle Medicine Man was not picked up, even by the CW.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

ghouck

#12
July 18, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Quote"Why the hell isn't this enema working?"
Lol. . good one. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AnubisVonMojo

#13
July 18, 2007, 11:17:58 PM
"Yes my pet, there there. Just feel me inside. Let my little selves do their work and it will all be over soon. Your friend back there held 4 gallons and you will birth many many more..."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Poogie

#14
July 20, 2007, 10:26:52 AM
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROLL HIM OVER.......SOMETHING IS STARTING TO HAPPEN BACK HERE !!!!!!!!!!!
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  
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