MOVIE LOVER'S DICTIONARY

[The Burgomaster]

Let's compile a dictionary of terms that movie lovers can relate to.  Here are my first few suggestions:

* Bayonetted - How you feel after you've been tricked into seeing another Michael Bay movie

* Lounatic - Name given to obsessive Lou Diamond Phillips fans

* Afflection - Unusual obsession with Ben Affleck

* Bladder Buster - Any movie with a running time in excess of 3 hours that does not have an intermission

* Mooremon - A person who religiously watches Roger Moore James Bond flicks

[Doc Daneeka]

* Phan - A lover of either Phantom of the Opera or Phantasm films, the former will usually have "boy" or "girl" following it
* Skiffy - A halfhearted attempt at SciFi, fake SciFi

[Menard]

*Woody - An abnormal response to watching Ed Wood movies

*Chestizement - An uncontrolable, side-to-side twitching of the head that comes from watching Chesty Morgan films

[CheezeFlixz]

Mooremon - A person who religiously watches Roger Moore James Bond flicks

Mooreron - A person who religiously watches Micheal Moore flicks.

[RCMerchant]

LUNADIC :Someone who has a hard-on for Caroll Borland in "MARK of the VAMPIRE".

 

( Her name in the movie was Luna....)

[Allhallowsday]

pittiable: Brad fans

[indianasmith]

CheezeFlixz got mine . . . lessee . . . .


Quigley-jiggly  . . . . main reason for Linnea's huge fan base.

[CheezeFlixz]

Depp-Charge - The warm sticky sensation women (and some men) get watching Johnny Depp films. 

[Flangepart]

Leo Grade. When DiCaprio does another bad flick.

[Shadow]

Bolloney - Any film by Uwe Boll.  Additionally, any bad video game adapted movie. "Doom sure was Bolloney."

[Raffine]

Schizopolonia - The mixed feeling of self-loathing and euphoria a viewer feels when watching yet another Polonia Brothers film.

[Raffine]

Shyamalan-ding-dong: A person with the unwavering belief M. Night Shyamalan's next film will not suck.