Unneccesary Movies

[CheezeFlixz]

What I really hate is that the tagline on the poster says "They're back and bigger than ever!"  WOW, THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN FOREVER TO COME UP WITH!  I swear to God, everyone in the world of advertising is a complete idiot, or at least the s**theads who have the final say.

When it should say ...

We're regurgitating this crap one more time with a new hip urban twist to milk a few more bucks out it. Cuz we be needin' sum bling bling! Yo.

[RCMerchant]

The EXORCIST sequels.
The TWO JAKES 
the American remake of GODZILLA 
the 1980's version of KING KONG
Any movie with Pauly Shore...in fact,Pauly Shore is unneccesary! Is there a reason for him being in show biz at all?

[asimpson2006]

Most of the movies based on video games.  Most of them were just bad.  I watched Street Fighter today and I knew going in it was bad, and when it was over I was like, wow that sucked.  I took a small break from Bride of the Monster which I hope to finish tonight.

[rebel_1812]

I think the remake of the Planet of the Apes by Tim Burton.  I mean, what did he add or possibly want to add to the story?  Classics that are well made, do not need to be remade.

[Shadow]

Terminator 3 - Not that it was a bad film, but I thought the story was told nicely, with a satisfying ending, in the first two.

[Allhallowsday]

SCROOGED (1988) who would have guessed looking at this heartless bore that Bill Murray would become one of the greatest screen presences of the last 20 years?  I know some people love this film, and though there are funny parts, my apologies:  It stinks. 

PSYCHO (1998) pointless remake

[DodgingGrunge]

PSYCHO (1998) pointless remake

Psycho was an utterly pointless remake as it was recreated virtually frame-by-frame.  Which reminds me, everything Gus Van Sant has done since (and including) the Hansen music video was pointless.

The works of William Shakespeare have been rehashed for 400 years now.  Let him die!  I think the last of the possibilities were nailed down with Troma's Tromeo & Juliet. 

While we're on the subject of classic literature, it's time to bury Jane Austin and Charles Dickens as well.

[Snivelly]

How about The Simpsons movie?  Shouldn't they have made it about ten years back when the show was still funny enough for people to want to see a movie?

[Kroogur]

Stop or my mom will shoot!:  I know the Golden Girls were very popular at one time but please...Estelle Getty!?!?

Cop and a Half: Possibly one of Burt Reynold finest "yeah i know i know, but i could use a few bucks" films which is right up there with:

Six Pack: with lovable Kenny Rogers this was just painful.

Rocky 4: Ok so here we have a superhuman russian that can punch in excess of 1000 psi and who better to stop him than a broken down old wreck from Philly that was already having health problems.

Nightmare on Elm Street #4 - #210 the first one was awesome the second was a lil shaky and the dream warriors were cool but please enough is enough already.

Dawn of the Dead (remake): The original was a sheer classic so by all means lets make it all hip and fresh with a cast who are so unlikeable i honestly didn't care when they all died at the end.

Swamp Thing 2: not even Heather Locklear could save this crapfest.

[BlackAngel75]

Another movie that is coming is Bratz, based on the toy line of the same name. Parents of daughter, shield them.  Do not let them see the trailer, or they will bug you and beg and plead you to take them.

[Raffine]

The upcoming UNDERDOG movie.

Jason "Who Used to Not Suck" Lee is Shoeshine/Underdog, Peter Dinklage ("The World's Most Handsome Dwarf!") is Simon Barsinister, and Patrick Warburton is Cad.

However, if this means the rotting corpse of Wally Cox claws its way out of the grave to eat the brain of whatever Bozo greenlighted this, I'm all for it. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

Any recent remake.

Any future remake.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Anaconda: Search for the Blood Orchid (or whatever the hell it was called). All it did was dredge up memories of the first Anaconda and put everyone in a cranky mood.

Highlander 2! Not since the Star Wars prequels has an entire movie theater said "What the f**k?" at the same time.

[Caronte]

How about The Simpsons movie?  Shouldn't they have made it about ten years back when the show was still funny enough for people to want to see a movie?

I think Matt Groening will give to all simpsons fans what we're asking for all those years of bad seasons: the best episode of all.

talking about unnecesary movies: ACE VENTURA 3, one good new: is without Jim Carrey, one bad new: is with him:



WHY???!!!

[mrgb46]

Any movie based on TV show or a video game(Super Mario Brothers??)or a cartoon..                              The remake of THE STEPFORD WIVES..the update of THE HONEYMOONERS..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake...the movie version of the Broadway play based on the movie THE PRODUCERS..same goes for HAIRPSPRAY..How about BEWITCHED??? Or DUDLEY DO-RIGHT??? Sequels for Die Hard,Terminator,Alien,Predator,Friday the 13th,Rush Hour,Lethal Weapon.....I heard many years ago that they were filming the big screen version of Gilligan's Island,but luckily,it didn't see the light of day.