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trekgeezer

July 28, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
Albert was quite upset when the plastic surgery didn't turn out as well as Dr. Chaney had promised.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

DodgingGrunge

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July 28, 2007, 02:31:48 PM
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Get on the table?!?  Say, that's a heck of a machine just to flush a guy's ears!
++josh;

The Burgomaster

#2
July 28, 2007, 03:16:26 PM
"No, Mr. Bond . . . I expect you to die!"
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

flackbait

#3
July 28, 2007, 03:18:10 PM
OKAY! the deal was you got rid of my acne, which you did. But the other part of the deal.... the real important part was not to change me into an iguana!

AnubisVonMojo

#4
July 29, 2007, 05:30:19 PM
"Wow, so, uhm, I guess you outer space guys really do that anal probing thing huh?"

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Mr. DS

#5
July 30, 2007, 06:53:44 AM Last Edit: July 30, 2007, 07:01:19 AM by The DarkSider
I don't care how dark your sense of humor is, take off that mask and help me move this coffin before we get sued for malpractice you idiot!
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

VenominOhio

#6
July 30, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
"yes i did it!!! the world`s biggest ice cream cone dispenser"

BlackAngel75

#7
July 31, 2007, 01:22:26 AM
The headline should read this:

Patient sexually abused by his veterinarian
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Goji_girl

#8
July 31, 2007, 10:14:37 PM
Um, you got a little something on your face - man
right here? - alligator man
No, ALL over your face - man

Yaddo 42

#9
July 31, 2007, 10:47:50 PM
I told you, I'm a male alligator! Male, already! You're not "sexing" me with that thing or anything else, buddy!
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Shadow

#10
July 31, 2007, 11:11:27 PM
Early make-up tests for Dr. Curt Connors aka The Lizard in Spider-Man 4 were less than impressive.
Shadow
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Flangepart

#11
August 01, 2007, 04:54:19 PM
Call yourself a proctologist!? Well now YOUR ass is MINE,ya creep!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

asimpson2006

#12
August 01, 2007, 06:47:50 PM
Umbrella was still working on getting the G-virus to work with alligators.

jdlarch

#13
July 24, 2008, 07:28:13 PM
Cedrick was love-stricken! And compared to his last girlfriend this one had less teeth and even more gorgeous eyes!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

AndyC

#14
July 25, 2008, 12:31:50 PM
"Crikey. This week, we're going to give a crocodile a dental x-ray. There is no reason to do this."
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