Searching the worst Celebrity turned Singer

[Snivelly]

This one is worse because they don't have the excuse of being utterly intoxicated.  I give you.......

The Brady Bunch singing "American Pie"   http://retrocrush.com/archive2007/badcovers/brady.mp3

[BlackAngel75]

Speaking of Chyna's room clearing perfomance, two wrestlers-cum-singers actually put out rap albums; John Cena and Randy "Macho Man" Savage (Oooo yeah, dig it!!!!).  Now this is no promotion or anything, but if any of you have napster, I think they're still there.

[AnubisVonMojo]

Speaking of Chyna's room clearing perfomance, two wrestlers-cum-singers actually put out rap albums; John Cena and Randy "Macho Man" Savage (Oooo yeah, dig it!!!!).  Now this is no promotion or anything, but if any of you have napster, I think they're still there.

Oh man, that Macho Man album's the greatest thing in the world!... to torture friends and loved ones with. I love how the man has lost all touch with reality and puts all this effort into trying to pick a fight with Hulk Hogan, apparently never realizing that, unless somebody's going to write the feud for them and put it on TV, IT'S NOT REAL! I also enjoy the Macho Man's heart felt tribute to the deceased Curt Hennig... were I Mr. Perfect, I'd rise from my grave just so I could throttle that crazy old steroid case with a 9-iron!

Speaking of horrible wrestler albums, here's something that makes Led Zepplin and the Beetles sound like retarded kids farting on a snare drum...

My highest reccomendation? Track 7: Beach Patrol. We used to listen to that when work was winding down and laugh ourselves stupid every night. It's like an orgasm for the sense... 

[Mr. DS]

Feel The Miami Vice Pain;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdfyaQbfths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY_dpw2htUE

[Susan]

i guess i get to officially bury this topic..because I WIN!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

i pity the fool who tells Mr T a 'yo momma' joke

[HappyGilmore]

Bruce Willis
Eddie Murphy.

Also, in like, 1985, the then WWF put out an album called "The Wrestling Album" that featured 10 tracks, 9 of which were performed by wrestlers.  One track was performed by Derringer.

It features such classics as "Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield" by Jimmy Hart, "Tutti Frutti" by Mean Gene Okerlund, and my personal favorite "Don't Go Messing With a Country Boy" by Hillbilly Jim.

[Allhallowsday]

DAVID SOUL
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P14BZVmbaEY

[indianasmith]

Leonard Nimoy's BALLAD OF BILBO BAGGINS remains the worst celebrity song of all time . . . in this or any other galaxy.

[AnubisVonMojo]

Aw, come on Indy, you're not completely immune to the droning charms of Nimoy on Baggins, are you? It's just so damn catchy! 

[peter johnson]

No, no, no . ..
You get to retire nothing:
Nobody here has mentioned Richard Harris!!  Never mind "McArthur Park", Dumbledore released a dreadful LP called "Photographs", around 1972, or so.
I'm too computer illiterate to look up any MP3 or whatever & post it here, but if it exists out there, somebody should post it here. He positively blows Mr. T out of the pond.
Trust me . . .
peter earpain/denny screech!!