Captain Bob

[flackbait]

I'm not going to lie, this is exactly what it looks like.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Just thought I'd take Rover for a walk.

[Shadow]

"Yes, I used my special rod to reel this one in."

[CheezeFlixz]

Well Doctor I was standing on the side of the boat, taking a leak and I guess flipper here thought it was a worm.

[Andrew]

"Fish?  What fish?  Taint no fish here."

[DodgingGrunge]

Behold, the mighty icthyawhore.

[Shadow]

"I figured since I'm used to that fishy smell, why not try the real thing?"

[Yaddo 42]

The inspiration for Mark Twain's ribald "Whopping Cod" doggerel.




The genie gave Steve his wish, "big enough to slap someone with it" but decide to play a cruel trick in doing so.

[Poogie]

"Well, they told me this might happen, but I didn't believe them."

[Mr. DS]

Girls tell me too that I also have a nice bAss. 

[Flangepart]

The Icelandic sucker fish knows no bounds.

[Yaddo 42]

Yet another attempt by DC to retcon Aquaman into a cool character dies a lame death.

[BlackAngel75]

I couldn't find any mermaids, so I chose the next best thing

[Justy]

Don't knock it til you try it.

[jdlarch]

If you can keep the sucker alive until you reach international waters....well, there ain't no laws against this out here!