Solarbabies

[Ash]

Try to come up with a good caption for this pic of Jamie Gertz holding "Bodhi" in the 80's film, Solarbabies.


"I never thought I'd ask a chick if I could touch one of her balls!"

[The Burgomaster]

"I'll get you, my pretty!  And your little dog, too!"

[Andrew]

"It's the new Apple iGlobe and...hey, how do you change the battery?"

[Jack]

"Wow, this is much cooler than that wadded-up piece of tinfoil we were worshipping as a god before."

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Kaaaaame-haaaaaame-"
"Okay, we get the point.  Geez.  Freakin' show off..."

[Goji_girl]

Guy whose going to touch it: Can I... Can I touch it?
Girl: No,
Guy: Can I... Can I sniff it?

[Mr. DS]

Three Mile Island announces the opening of their bowling alley today.

[BlackAngel75]

Chernobyl produced their own birth control pills

[Inyarear]

"Who did you say sold you that thing again?"
"Woody Allen."

[asimpson2006]

I can see your acting career in the future will be non existent.

[Flangepart]

Sauron's lidless eye : The early years.

[jdlarch]

"Tell us the story again!"
"Okay, okay. Once upon a time in a dark urban subterranian corridor, a merry band of three..."
"No! Don't tell it like that...tell it the other way!"
*sigh* "So there was this greasy b*tch, right? And her two sweaty boyfriends was tryin' to get into her shorts, but she said she would only f*** the one who killed a unicorn and brought her its brains..."
"YAY!!!"
"So since they both killed the unicorn they were expectin' a three-way. But she ate the brains thinking she would get all this magic power and sh!t, and her head exploded. So the two guys ended up doin' each other. The end."
"YAY!!!...I mean EWWWW!"