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Hillarious Titles

Started by sm, June 07, 2002, 01:35:57 PM

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sm

Got any good "bad" titles? here's a list I came up with
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"Phffft!"

"SSSSSSS!"  

"Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies"  

"Avenging Disco Godfather"

"Attack of the Killer Refridgerator"

"The Astounding She-monster"

"Assault of the Killer Bimbos"

"Auntie Lee's Meat Pies"

"Barn of the Naked Dead"

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

"Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death"

Cars that Eat People"

"Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things"

"It's Dead - let's touch it!"

"Chopping Mall"

"Gas-s-s-s"

"I Dismember Mama"

"I eat your Skin"

"Geek Maggot Bingo"

"I was a Zombie for the F.B.I."

"Lobster Man from Mars"

"The Rats are coming! There Werewolves are here!"

"Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-rama"

"Eegah!"

"The Weasil that dripped blood"

"I spit on your grave"

Thou Shalt not kill...except"

"Oh Dad, Poor Dad (Momma's Hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so sad)"


And if anyone gets bored I have a humerous list of "how to survive a horror movie" - this is a well known list but it's funny.
http://www.geocities.com/smvgrey/horror.html

Private Joker

You've forgotten

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

Murdercycle

I'll think of more...

Private Joker

Some other funny ones are:

Gay n****rs From Outer Space

 I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
 
::Private Joker ducks in case anyone thinks he's racist for finding the first title funny, which he's not racist, because it 's REALLY THE TITLE OF A MOVIE (well, a short movie, but still a title.), and he has a flexible sense of humor like the rest of the people on here hopefully::

chris

Some of the titles that Troma has picked up have great titles, among them:

Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town

Rabid Grannies (Tagline: They love their grandchildren... well done)

Killer Condom (Tagline: The rubber that rubs you out)

Surf Nazis Must Die

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

I have 'Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town' on DVD and I'm currently saving up to get 'Rabid Grannies' and 'Killer Condom'.

jmc

BOOM!

RAT PFINK AND BOO BOO

GINGER SNAPS [I know some people out there loved this movie, but it's one of the dumbest titles I've seen in years.]

Lee

Cannibal! The Musical

The Legend Of n****r Charlie-What the HELL were they thinking?! This has to be one of the stuidest titles I've ever heard.

Blackenstein-Ditto!

Private Joker


J.R.



Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

The Killer Shrews

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

Pootie Tang

Amzon Women In The Avacado Jungle Of Death

john

Ed and His Dead Mother

Bloodsucking Freaks

The Corpse Grinders

Earth Dies Screaming

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs

sm

I always thought a double feature showing "It's Dead, let's touch it!" and "Children shouldn't play with dead things" would be funny. Just to see those two titles on the marquee. ;-)

systemcr4sh

Killdozer

Revenge of the radioactive reporter (a rare canadian flick I just happen to own)

-Dan

jimbo

Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms From Outer Space

Ganjasaurus Rex

Deadhead Miles

The Life and Times of Chocolate Killer

From Hollywood to Deadwood

Bacon Head

Who's Killing the Great Chefs of Europe

mr. henry

Three of my favorites:

"It's Alive 2: It Lives Again"

"I Woke Up Early the Day I Died"

"Oversexed Ruggsuckers From Mars"

-mr. henry

BoyScoutKevin

Wasn't there a so called sequel to "I Eat Your Skin" called "I Drink Your Blood," or was that the alternative title to "I Eat Your Skin?"
Otherwise, the only hilarious title I can think of off the top of my head is the one for the 1950's film about the alien possessed television set "Twonky."
I'll go through my collection of books about film and see if I can come up with anymore titles that haven't been mentioned. Enjoy!

Jay O'Connor