Fullmetal Jacket

[flackbait]

Sadly Fullmetal Jacket: the musical lacked something from the film

[asimpson2006]

Your hands will protect your groin if someone shoots you with a gun.

[Joe the Destroyer]

The men at bootcamp learned the hard way not to share hookers.

[sideorderofninjas]

The men of Fighting Michael Jackson Squad would soon undergo their toughest training learning to moonwalk under enemy fire...

[Texdar]

No one in the troop (including the drill sargeant) wanted to admit they had to go number one before they started the march.

[Doc Daneeka]

Everyone now knew just how much of a ball-buster the major truly was

...groan

[Goji_girl]

Someone put itching powder in their shorts...

[Andrew]

Next time on "Mail Call:" Oingo Boingo goes to boot camp.

[The Burgomaster]

None of them realized that if they would stop squeezing the pain would subside . . . .

[Dennis]

Who put Atomic Heat Balm in my athletic supporter? I'll keep you morons up all night doing this if I have to!

[Mr. DS]

Got Crabs?

[Yaddo 42]

Liza Jane's sister strikes again.

[BlackAngel75]

I still like the line:

This is my weapon, this in my gun / This is for fighting, this is for fun.

[Inyarear]

Before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" there was "Either Way, Boy, Your Balls Are Mine!"

[IzzyDedjet]

When the Drill Sergeant mentioned kick ball for P.T., everyone reacted instinctively.