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Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....

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KYGOTC

August 14, 2007, 12:13:14 AM


Godzilla- uh, this isnt what it looks like....
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

indianasmith

#1
August 14, 2007, 12:15:19 AM
Little Akahito never recovered from his drastic, first-hand look at how little mutant dinosaurs were made . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AnubisVonMojo

#2
August 14, 2007, 01:17:49 AM
I don't get the joke. Godzilla's just Heimliching Anguirus after a handful of screaming extras got stuck in his throat, nothing more...  :wink: 

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Inyarear

#3
August 14, 2007, 01:59:53 AM

Back when this was made, many people
said it would never be possible to make
a weirder porno film than this.

Tragically, they were wrong.

Doc Daneeka

#4
August 14, 2007, 06:26:19 AM
Punch Pagoda red!
Ow! They're all black and white!
That's just the film color!
Film color? I'm colorblind!

*groan* :lookingup:

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Goji_girl

#5
August 14, 2007, 09:15:54 AM
Anguirus: A little horny aren't we?
Godzilla: Yep... I've got spines on my back while you have spikes!

Andrew

#6
August 14, 2007, 09:30:50 AM
"Does your mother know that you got this Gamera tattoo?"
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Texdar

#7
August 14, 2007, 10:12:28 AM
Sometimes even Godzilla needed to spoon.
I bent my wookie!

The Burgomaster

#8
August 14, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
In desperate need of creativity, WWE tries something new . . .
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Yaddo 42

#9
August 14, 2007, 10:19:12 PM
The worst selling illustrated edition of the Kama Sutra of all time.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

flackbait

#10
August 14, 2007, 11:32:24 PM
the true story of Mothera's birth

Flangepart

#11
August 15, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
Godzilla,monster proctologist,with his first patient.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

BlackAngel75

#12
August 16, 2007, 12:02:55 AM
Rule of thumb: never, NEVER, serve Godzilla a glass of Incredible Hulk
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

onionhead

#13
August 16, 2007, 10:45:46 AM
Toho's one entry into adult films left something to be desired . . .
Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

zenlizard

#14
August 19, 2007, 04:04:55 PM
Brokeback Monster Island

Godzilla "Tell me how to quit you..."
If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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