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The Day Keanu Stood Still

Started by Dr. Whom, August 28, 2007, 05:17:44 AM

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Dr. Whom

August 28, 2007, 05:17:44 AM
Are they really remaking The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves? As I said elsewhere on this board, what we really need is a robot from Outer Space who'll blow earth to smithereens if we don't stop making these silly remakes.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Andrew

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August 28, 2007, 11:05:41 AM
It appear so (where is that other thread?).  Horrible choice of lead actor, based on everything I have ever seen.  Who should have been Klaatu?  The role has to be played by someone who can be very serious, very professional.

How about the actor who played the platoon commander/company commander in "Band of Brothers?"
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Dr. Whom

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August 28, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
Well, there is a small chance that Keanu Reeves will play the robot. He'd be perfect for that. :wink:
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

horseshoe crab

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August 28, 2007, 05:41:24 PM
Why is this happening.

IzzyDedjet

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August 28, 2007, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: horseshoe crab on August 28, 2007, 05:41:24 PM
Why is this happening.

If you'll indulge me this blasphemy...
Because there is no god.  If there is, he hates us.

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August 28, 2007, 07:13:11 PM
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Shadow

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August 28, 2007, 08:33:36 PM
"Klaatu, Barada, Nikto."

Gort begins moving.

"Whoa."
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Joe the Destroyer

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August 29, 2007, 01:19:21 AM
Quote from: Andrew on August 28, 2007, 11:05:41 AM
It appear so (where is that other thread?).  Horrible choice of lead actor, based on everything I have ever seen.  Who should have been Klaatu?  The role has to be played by someone who can be very serious, very professional.

How about the actor who played the platoon commander/company commander in "Band of Brothers?"

I think they could just have a straw scarecrow holding a screaming child and it would be a better choice.  (update: than Reeves, that is)

IzzyDedjet

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August 29, 2007, 12:28:01 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 29, 2007, 01:19:21 AM
Quote from: Andrew on August 28, 2007, 11:05:41 AM
It appear so (where is that other thread?).  Horrible choice of lead actor, based on everything I have ever seen.  Who should have been Klaatu?  The role has to be played by someone who can be very serious, very professional.

How about the actor who played the platoon commander/company commander in "Band of Brothers?"

I think they could just have a straw scarecrow holding a screaming child and it would be a better choice.  (update: than Reeves, that is)

Rather Keanu than that space cadet/waste of skin Tom Cruise.

Inyarear

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September 01, 2007, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on August 28, 2007, 06:51:46 PMBecause there is no god.  If there is, he hates us.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that. I would say what Dan Kretzer did about Alien: Resurrection, however:

Quote from: Dan KretzerScreenwriter Joss Whedon is now raking in millions for his "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" TV series, which is evidence enough for me that there really is a Satan.
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