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CAPTION: Harry Potter

Started by Susan, July 22, 2007, 06:17:30 PM

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Susan

This one is for all you potter fans


DodgingGrunge

Quote from: Redhead
Bastard only broke his arm to get out of the Biology final...
++josh;

Shadow

That's what he gets for playing with his "wand" too much.
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Susan

Quote from: Shadow on July 22, 2007, 06:29:21 PM
That's what he gets for playing with his "wand" too much.

lol karma

CheezeFlixz

While many of the young wizards thought Harry injured his arm playing with his wand, it was in fact Ron Wesley who know knew who's wand Harry was playing with.

Dennis

Note to self, Hermione is an eighth degree black belt, watch where you put your hands.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

BlackAngel75

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Yaddo 42

Harry had to learn the hard way not to play grabass when changing after gym class.
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indianasmith

Quote from: DENNIS on July 22, 2007, 10:42:02 PM
Note to self, Hermione is an eighth degree black belt, watch where you put your hands.

LOL!!! That's a good un!


Ron couldn't help but be jealous that Harry had won the arm-wrestling match with Hagrid, despite the obvious cost of glory.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Poogie

" Don't look at me, I learned where not to put my arm."
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IzzyDedjet

The chicken dance championship finals got brutal

jdlarch

The next time Hagrid needed help birthing a griffin, Harry would make sure he was elsewhere!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

sprite75



Harry promised himself that this was the last time that he would attempt to sneak a peak into the girl's locker room.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Inferno

After the incident, Harry's reputation as the biggest nerd grew and Ron's reputation as the biggest badass began.