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Started by Neville, September 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM

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Neville

September 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM


We feel no pain!!!!
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Shadow

#1
September 13, 2007, 05:27:26 PM
" 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About To Strike."
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

AndyC

#2
September 13, 2007, 06:12:52 PM
There's gotta be an easier way to get maple syrup.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

IzzyDedjet

#3
September 13, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
"Shrinkage is not an issue in this dojo.  Is it?"

"NO SENSEI!"

sideorderofninjas

#4
September 13, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
Hey, Rocky Balboa's over there!!!  Maybe he can train us to fight the Russian Karate team...
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

Joe the Destroyer

#5
September 14, 2007, 12:01:11 AM
Here we see the shirtless karate masters in their natural habitat.  The cameraman had to be careful not to alarm them, as they have been known to maul, gore, and roundhouse those who get too close.

BlackAngel75

#6
September 16, 2007, 02:24:08 AM
Quote from: Neville on September 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM


Where the Chinese Chippendale dancers go to train their kung fu and dry hump fat women.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Mr. DS

#7
September 16, 2007, 08:00:50 AM
The Master:  Yes my students, soon you will master the hard nipple poke attack. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

wired

#8
September 16, 2007, 10:13:12 AM
wong looks on at his sinister crazy glue attack with pride...

Yaddo 42

#9
September 16, 2007, 10:14:45 PM
Survivor: Siberia suffered in the ratings due to poor planning and a lack of hot babe contestants. Jef Probst was eaten during a Tribal Council early on.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Goji_girl

#10
September 17, 2007, 04:06:29 PM
DIE YOU DAMN SQUIRELLS!

or...

We all deserve Baconators!

Potato king

#11
September 20, 2007, 07:48:08 AM
Master: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Apprentices: "HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!"

IzzyDedjet

#12
September 20, 2007, 11:00:14 AM
Quote from: Potato king on September 20, 2007, 07:48:08 AM
Master: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Apprentices: "HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!"

Choice.  Karma to you

asimpson2006

#13
September 20, 2007, 06:18:34 PM
Trees - the only thing they are good for is making your hands stronger.

Andrew

#14
September 20, 2007, 09:12:20 PM
The truth about imported Chinese lumber, next on 20/20.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org
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