Mish-mash

[Inyarear]

"Hey, you're right! It's Star Wars and Star Trek and Alien all in one movie!"

[Goji_girl]

I found this at a garage sale,

or

How much do you think I can get this for off ebay?

[Mr. DS]

Welcome to another edition of Goth Masterpiece Theater...

[sideorderofninjas]

Sadly Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Versus the Rabbit Alien tanked in the ratings. 

[wired]

new from U-Ktell !!!  The ace-o-matic 8-ball diviniation kit , for the first customers , we will include your very own necromancer inflatable latex demon head , with its very own flanger voice replay of key lines from exorcist.CAN YOU say LINDA blair? act NOW ..(sorry no cod, we would get caught that way.)

[Dennis]

Once I could play a starship captain, or a police officier, or a high powered lawyer, now I'm playing with a dead goat.
My life sucks.

[jdlarch]

"Alpha to Moxie, Moxie come in..."
"Alpha, this is Moxie, goat head..."
"Don't you mean 'go ahead?'"
"Alpha, this is Moxie, I didn't copy that...please repeat. Goat head..."
*SIGH!*

[AndyC]

"Oh crap, I sneezed with my eyes open again. Could somebody check the ground here in front of me?"

[Dave M]

Look what you've DONE, you've....pitted us against each other LIKE...ANIMALS
Don't...you...know................what it is to, LOVE?